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  • M Michael Schubert

    Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...

    Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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    JustWorking
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    If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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    • J JustWorking

      If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      I wouldn't call him an old man. He's something that you are not... How about the word "Adult"?

      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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      • J JustWorking

        If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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        Michael Schubert
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        Cpianism wrote:

        english joke

        British or American?

        Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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        • J JustWorking

          Do you have a BJOTD?

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          megaadam
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          Bad Joke Of The Day, that sure cannot be kid sister safe

          ........................ Life is too shor

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          • M Michael Schubert

            Cpianism wrote:

            english joke

            British or American?

            Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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            JustWorking
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            Australian

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            • J JustWorking

              If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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              OriginalGriff
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              Cpianism wrote:

              If you want to know you can google it.

              Good idea!

              Google wrote:

              Results 1 - 10 of about 44,900,000 for FIFTY

              [edit]There is something weird going on with < and > and pasting, regardless of the "encode..." setting.[/edit]

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              • J JustWorking

                Its not my problem if he didn't understand the joke

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                Michael Schubert
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                Cpianism wrote:

                Its not my problem

                No, you have whole bunch of other problems.

                Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                • J JustWorking

                  Australian

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                  Rod Kemp
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                  :wtf: Well you've confused this Australian.

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                  • S SachinBhave

                    Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Now that's true love. Excellent.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • S SachinBhave

                      Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.

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                      Lost User
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                      Who said romance was dead? It's in intensive care! :doh:

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                      • M Michael Schubert

                        Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...

                        Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        Why Lebanese? [Update] My bad. Didn't realize his info says he's from Lebanon.

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