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  • D Dalek Dave

    I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    pelnor
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

    Well that is one way to look at it. But to play devil's advocate... How sure are you that she isn't trying to fatten you up Hansel and Gretel style? Has she recently purchased an abnormally large cooking pot?

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

      Well that is one way to look at it. But to play devil's advocate... How sure are you that she isn't trying to fatten you up Hansel and Gretel style? Has she recently purchased an abnormally large cooking pot?

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      I showed her that post. She laughed. She insists that if it comes to it, I would be half-baked!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        OriginalGriff
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        Phew! I was expecting something along the lines of "Because she's got no legs".

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          vaghelabhavesh
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          Are you sure she is not trying to remind you about the gift that she showed you yesterday in the mall. :-)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Christian Graus
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            rock me baby, rock me all night long.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Douglas Troy
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              Right. Just wait until you see the bill from her shopping trip. That will explain everything. Doughnuts .................... $6.00 Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers ... $15.00 New Shoes ..................... $500.00 Suckering Dave into believing she went out "just for him". Priceless. ;P


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              • C Christian Graus

                rock me baby, rock me all night long.

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                Christopher Duncan
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                Steppenwolf??? :-D

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                • D Douglas Troy

                  Right. Just wait until you see the bill from her shopping trip. That will explain everything. Doughnuts .................... $6.00 Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers ... $15.00 New Shoes ..................... $500.00 Suckering Dave into believing she went out "just for him". Priceless. ;P


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                  :-D

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                    Steppenwolf??? :-D

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                    Christian Graus
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                    Did they cover it ? It's a very old blues standard.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Thanks for that Dave, it's the kind of anecdote all too easily forgotten. Marriage. Is. Awesome.

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        Did they cover it ? It's a very old blues standard.

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                        Christopher Duncan
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                        They may very well have covered a blues tune, which of course was quite common in the early days of rock & roll. Or it might be a different song altogether. I honestly don't know. Either way, the thought of you listening to Steppenwolf provided me with a brief moment of entertainment. :)

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Christopher Duncan
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

                          That's the sort of attituded that I wish got more publicity. It seems very common for people to always be bitching about the wife, to the point that the word wife is almost instinctively considered a negative. In fact, when I was married, I almost wanted to tell people she was my girlfriend so they'd understand that it was a Good Thing. Never understood all the bitching & moaning about "the wife." I figure if you're not happy, then just shut up and get single. Otherwise, it gives all those happily married folks like you a bad rap. :)

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Thanks DD. It is good to hear a guy say something good about marriage. So often, guys gripe about their wives My wife is the best thing that happened to me. Now, my ex wife, on the other hand... Had the good sense to keep putting off having kids, and divorced me just in time for me to meet my wife, two things for which I am eternally thankful. So, while I do not recommend marrying my ex wife, I highly recommend that I marry my wife.

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                            • C Christopher Duncan

                              They may very well have covered a blues tune, which of course was quite common in the early days of rock & roll. Or it might be a different song altogether. I honestly don't know. Either way, the thought of you listening to Steppenwolf provided me with a brief moment of entertainment. :)

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                              Christian Graus
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                              I only know the two singles, I am sorry. Listening to John Lee Hooker right now, tho.

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                                I only know the two singles, I am sorry. Listening to John Lee Hooker right now, tho.

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                                Christopher Duncan
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                                This the one?[^]

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                                • D Douglas Troy

                                  Right. Just wait until you see the bill from her shopping trip. That will explain everything. Doughnuts .................... $6.00 Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers ... $15.00 New Shoes ..................... $500.00 Suckering Dave into believing she went out "just for him". Priceless. ;P


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                                  modified on Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:25 PM

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                                  Christopher Duncan
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                                  This sounds like the voice of experience... :)

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                                    This sounds like the voice of experience... :)

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                                    Douglas Troy
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                                    :laugh: Thankful, no. My wife is a much smarter shopper than I could ever be.


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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I am watching the football and she has gone up the shops and brought me back a pack of doughnuts and a pack of cadbury's chocolate fingers, AND made me a cup of tea to dunk them in! This kind of behaviour makes me want to recommend marriage to any young single people out there!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      pah thats nothing last week i was watching the rugby - ran out of beer off she went inthe car and came back with a support group (thats a 6 pack for you wowsers) and then cooked me tea Bryce

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                                        pah thats nothing last week i was watching the rugby - ran out of beer off she went inthe car and came back with a support group (thats a 6 pack for you wowsers) and then cooked me tea Bryce

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Now that is a good wife!

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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