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  • S SachinBhave

    A man comes home from work and for no real reason he has bought his wife a bunch of flowers. She is instantly suspicious of this spontaneous gesture and wonders what could have prompted it. He hasn't upset me recently, he can't have lost his job and there is no way he is having an affair. "Aha!!" she says, convinced she has worked out what he wants. "Now I will have to lie on my back all weekend with my legs in the air" "Why?" he asked, somewhat puzzled "Don't we have a vase?"

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    AspDotNetDev
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    Repost! Actually, I haven't confirmed that, but this joke is so common that I just assumed it must be ;P . EDIT: I just searched and I guess it's not a repost. Oh well, I shall spy on the lounge until I see somebody else repost this. :rolleyes:

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      Repost! Actually, I haven't confirmed that, but this joke is so common that I just assumed it must be ;P . EDIT: I just searched and I guess it's not a repost. Oh well, I shall spy on the lounge until I see somebody else repost this. :rolleyes:

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      RichardM1
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      +5 for honesty.

      Opacity, the new Transparency.

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        +5 for honesty.

        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Strange, that never works when I tell ugly chicks they're ugly. :doh:

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          Strange, that never works when I tell ugly chicks they're ugly. :doh:

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          Lost User
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          Actually there is a quite difference between honesty and rudeness :rolleyes:

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            Actually there is a quite difference between honesty and rudeness :rolleyes:

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            JustWorking
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            Oh you are so honest here ;P

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              Oh you are so honest here ;P

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              Lost User
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              Yeah I know :laugh:

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                Actually there is a quite difference between honesty and rudeness :rolleyes:

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                Dalek Dave
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                You sentance construction sucks! There, both honest and rude.

                r.k@scope wrote:

                Actually there is a quite difference between honesty and rudeness

                Can you see your mistake?

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Yeah I know :laugh:

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                  JustWorking
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                  You and joelle have same last name "@scope". Are you two related ;P

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                    You and joelle have same last name "@scope". Are you two related ;P

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                    No we work together

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                      You and joelle have same last name "@scope". Are you two related ;P

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                      Yeah! same company :)

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                        You sentance construction sucks! There, both honest and rude.

                        r.k@scope wrote:

                        Actually there is a quite difference between honesty and rudeness

                        Can you see your mistake?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        You sentance construction sucks!

                        And what a nice sentence "construction" you have!!!

                        modified on Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:38 AM

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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          You sentance construction sucks!

                          And what a nice sentence "construction" you have!!!

                          modified on Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:38 AM

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                          U noticed yeh?

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                            U noticed yeh?

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                            W 2elo 3en ye7ke :P

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                              W 2elo 3en ye7ke :P

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                              JustWorking
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                              Let me guess Sara is a scope too

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                                Let me guess Sara is a scope too

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                                Lost User
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                                Ooopsssss ;P

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                                  Let me guess Sara is a scope too

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Smart ;)

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                                    Smart ;)

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                                    JustWorking
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                                    libneniyye lafayna 3a ba3ed ;)

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                                      libneniyye lafayna 3a ba3ed ;)

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                                      heheheh Joelle's sentence!!!

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                                        heheheh Joelle's sentence!!!

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                                        JustWorking
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                                        You have a good memory ;)

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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          You sentance construction sucks!

                                          And what a nice sentence "construction" you have!!!

                                          modified on Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:38 AM

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                                          It is a rule that when someone points out a mis-spelling or grammatical error, there is a high probability that there will be one in that too. :)

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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