Why are computers so unpronouncable?
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Dan_Martin wrote:
reckon I pronounce most of those (h)aitches, on account of how I was brought up to talk proper like.
Sorry, thats wrong. Its not 'propper' to aspirate the 'h', its an affectation. Look at how the French pronounce it. And then remember that French and upper class English are synonymous (to a large extent).
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
I think you will find that the English upper class is actually German, not French...
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Pistols at dawn
Do you require a second, sir?
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
That in uncommonly decent of you to ask. Certainly, issue his man with the details and arrange whether it is to the death or first blood.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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I think you will find that the English upper class is actually German, not French...
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
Elizabeth Alexandra Schlesweg-Holstein Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Battenberg, or as we know it, The Queen, is German? Mein Gott In Himmel! Where will it end?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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After hearing an ad for a computer on TV, I realized that PC names for some reason are ambiguous in their pronunciation? For Example: Acer - is it: (1) "EH" "SIR" or (2) "ACK" "ER" Asus - is it (1) "EH" "SUS" or (2) "AS" "US" ASRock - is it (1) "EH" "S" "ROCK" or (2) "AS" "ROCK" I think they are all (1). Does this apply only to computers starting with "A"? Inquirying minds want to know.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Although to my dying day I will NEVER use Aluminum!
If you lived over there you would have to or no one would know what you were talking about! The hardest one is water. If you ask for water with an English accent they don't have a clue: you have to draw it out, slowly with the emphasis on the 'a'. And they still don't know what a wanker is! :-)
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven
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I think it's 'ay-suss'.
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digital man wrote:
And they still don't know what a wanker is! Smile
:rolleyes: *Holds a mirror up in front of digital man.*
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Touche! Guess I asked for that! :-)
me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven
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Elizabeth Alexandra Schlesweg-Holstein Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Battenberg, or as we know it, The Queen, is German? Mein Gott In Himmel! Where will it end?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
Where will it end?
With a German / Greek cross-breed vegetable talker, I suspect. Certainly he and his wife encourage me to believe in a republic... If only it could skip a generation!
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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Christian Graus wrote:
Asus is pronounced 'ay' - 'soos'.
Only because the 'N' key was broken.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Asun?
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To quote Eddie Izzard: 'You say "'erbs", we say "herbs". Because there's a f*****g h in it.'
Dan_Martin wrote:
To quote Eddie Izzard: 'You say "'erbs", we say "herbs". Because there's a f*****g h in it.'
Five for quoting Eddie Izzard, the guy is f***ing hilarious!
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Honestly, I say that every Hour your Honour, I should shepherd my resources as I am exhausted. :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
In 'Artford, 'Ereford and 'Ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly hever 'appen.
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I think it is from a cultural perspective often very difficult to get pronunciation right. You have to be especially careful in far eastern tonal languages. Even in two close countries like US and UK there is much zealotry in the way we think the other speaks. Although to my dying day I will NEVER use Aluminum!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
US and UK there is much zealotry
Heck as Americans we complain how the the north or south speak!
John
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Elizabeth Alexandra Schlesweg-Holstein Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Battenberg, or as we know it, The Queen, is German? Mein Gott In Himmel! Where will it end?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Yup. Willy the Conqueror was French (Norman, actually, but close enough.) For about 400 years after the Conquest, the language of the royal court was French; this can be seen in in the different words used to describe something when it is alive (pig, cow, sheep, deer and flax are Anglo-Saxon words used by the peasants) and something used (pork, beef, mutton, venison and linen are all French words used by the aristocracy.) It was not until the War of the Roses and the rise of the Tudor dynasty in the early 15th century that English became the royal language. That changed to German with the Hanoveran dynasty and George I. He spoke only German, and while he and his son (the future George II) studied English, they were never fluent in it. George III could speak English passably, but never really learned to read or write it (it is said that when the US Declaration of Independence arrived, he had to have it read to him.) George IV (the Prince Regent to you Black Adder fans) was the first monarch in almost a hundred years who could speak, read and write English as his native tongue.
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I think it is from a cultural perspective often very difficult to get pronunciation right. You have to be especially careful in far eastern tonal languages. Even in two close countries like US and UK there is much zealotry in the way we think the other speaks. Although to my dying day I will NEVER use Aluminum!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
Although to my dying day I will NEVER use Aluminum!
Yeah, I prefer stainless steel as well.
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french fires! ;)
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After hearing an ad for a computer on TV, I realized that PC names for some reason are ambiguous in their pronunciation? For Example: Acer - is it: (1) "EH" "SIR" or (2) "ACK" "ER" Asus - is it (1) "EH" "SUS" or (2) "AS" "US" ASRock - is it (1) "EH" "S" "ROCK" or (2) "AS" "ROCK" I think they are all (1). Does this apply only to computers starting with "A"? Inquirying minds want to know.
Maybe, if you're from Canada.
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Yup. Willy the Conqueror was French (Norman, actually, but close enough.) For about 400 years after the Conquest, the language of the royal court was French; this can be seen in in the different words used to describe something when it is alive (pig, cow, sheep, deer and flax are Anglo-Saxon words used by the peasants) and something used (pork, beef, mutton, venison and linen are all French words used by the aristocracy.) It was not until the War of the Roses and the rise of the Tudor dynasty in the early 15th century that English became the royal language. That changed to German with the Hanoveran dynasty and George I. He spoke only German, and while he and his son (the future George II) studied English, they were never fluent in it. George III could speak English passably, but never really learned to read or write it (it is said that when the US Declaration of Independence arrived, he had to have it read to him.) George IV (the Prince Regent to you Black Adder fans) was the first monarch in almost a hundred years who could speak, read and write English as his native tongue.
That explains a lot about how the UK screwed up the English language. Good thing we kept it alive in the Colonies! :-\
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I think you will find that the English upper class is actually German, not French...
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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That explains a lot about how the UK screwed up the English language. Good thing we kept it alive in the Colonies! :-\
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Well, having a German twat on the throne was one of the reasons we lost the Americas! Did you kow that up until WW1 people in the UK were talking about taking the US back? I read it in a book by one of the Scott expedition team. WW1 and 2 were an absoloute disaster for the British Empire. It cost us prety much everything, and didnt do much for Germany either.
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
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I refer the honourable gentleman to Mr Delek's reply[^], which sums it up perfectly. I have been accepted as Second to Mr Dalek in the matter of a duel, and I must humbly ask for the name of your Second, so that matters may be arranged forthwith, to bring this to an honourable conclusion. I would be most grateful if your Second could contact me with alacrity, so that the necessary can be organised. Your humble servant, OriginalGriff.
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
