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  • A AspDotNetDev

    That sounds tangible.

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    Electron Shepherd
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    That pun is a sin, cos it's so awful.

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    • J Johann Gerell

      So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Isn't he a serial killer or something? :confused:

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        That pun is a sin, cos it's so awful.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Not my fault; Pete triggered it.

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        • J Johann Gerell

          So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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          Rob Graham
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          Management consultant speak. Utterly devoid of meaning, but sounds good.

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          • J Johann Gerell

            So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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            Luc Pattyn
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            In my experience anything with fewer than 10,000 hits is not a word. And by that I do not want to imply I know the ones that do hit 10,000+ :)

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            • J Johann Gerell

              Thanks, but nope. The word was indeed "handible" and the not so wide-spread usage of it, as indicated by Google, converges to something like "manageable"...

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              RichardM1
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              "handleable" means able to be handled, manageable.

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              • S Simon_Whale

                crazy thing is if you google definition handible this lounge thread is 3rd in the google listing

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                RichardM1
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                three hours, that is pretty quick turn around! I guess since Google isn't going to have to 'handible' PRC queries anymore, they are using their servers for other things.

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  Isn't he a serial killer or something? :confused:

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                  Johann Gerell
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                  Talking about Handible Lecter, are you? :suss:

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                  • S Simon_Whale

                    crazy thing is if you google definition handible this lounge thread is 3rd in the google listing

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                    Johann Gerell
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                    3rd!? I could never be satisfied until it's 1st... oh... wait... ;)

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                    • J Johann Gerell

                      So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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                      dannette
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                      Here's a link from ask.com[^] - codeproject shows up first on list!

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                      • A Anthony Mushrow

                        Like everybody else I don't think it's a real word, and if I had to guess I would have figured it meant convenient. But, the English language isn't static. So if you use it in enough places and make an appeal to the OED, maybe it can become official! On that note, I may have to think of a new and fantastical word then start some kind of group to get it into the dictionary.

                        My current favourite word is: Smooth!

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                        cjdunford
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                        SK Genius wrote:

                        I may have to think of a new and fantastical word then start some kind of group to get it into [the OED].

                        "Oedible" It's the new word AND it's self-referential: "oedible" is itself oedible.

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                        • J Johann Gerell

                          So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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                          But, mister Solo this certificate is under the name Han Dible... It's an old certificate, and I changed my name a few years back. You would too if you had a name like Dible. I'm sorry Sir i can't release the droids without a valid current ownership certificate. Look, You know me, i'm the guy who did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. But Sir, I thought a parsec was a unit of distance, not time.. *ZAP* ... followed by a thud and the smell of burnt flesh. Boring conversation anyway...

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                          • J Johann Gerell

                            Dan Neely wrote:

                            It's a nonsense word

                            Somewhat credible [1] references from Google - both IEEE and patent submissions - use "handible" sort of meaning "manageable". :confused: [1] Depending on the outcome you want...

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                            glenndavidson
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                            As technically accurate as IEEE and patent submissions have to be, their spelling/grammar is often secondary :/ This really does seem to be a bastardization of handleable - probably started by the people involved only having heard the word spoken quickly, and not seeing it written. It's about as valid as the word 'truthiness' - so we'll know what you mean, but it's still a lousy word.

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                            • J Johann Gerell

                              So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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                              Jazne
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                              1.99 cents If its googlable maybe its usable, but it sticks in my mandible, before it hits me craw, thats for shaw.

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                              • J Johann Gerell

                                So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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                                ErrolErrol
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                                I would understand you! I would nod knowingly, as though deep in thought, and later in the conversation I would find a way to agree or disagree with you and reuse the word in a similar context. Later that night I would go to the online dictionary and find out that the word is not there, but I wouldn't care because we would both be "wrong" and that would make it alright! Pretzel logic in it's purest form, no? I think that I would have done a good job of making an awkward situation handible. :)

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                                • J Johann Gerell

                                  So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

                                  Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time - Bertrand Russel

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                                  tsafdrabytrals
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                                  Merriam Webster sez no. But let's ask Handible Lecter!

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                                  • J Johann Gerell

                                    So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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                                    Yes, "handible" is a derivation spelling of "handleable" Keep in mind that today's youth misspell tons of words, mostly via text-messaging to shorten the txt msg. However, the significant side effect is that these misspellings are due mostly to the absence of knowing the correct spelling of a word, which in turn leads to the usage of the misspelled word from one youth to another, which eventually ends up across the internet. This isn't something new, though. Mayan hieroglyphics (also referred to as "logo-glyphics") some 2000+ years ago did the same thing; variations on a word. A 'word' (carved image of a word-saying) could be spelled in one of 7 different ways. This is what confused linguists for decades; they couldn't figure out what the variations where communicating. Here's the killer funny part: a 12-year old (David Stuart) was able to figure it (the Mayan code / hieroglyphics) out!!! Yes, a 12 year-old presented a scholar paper to dozens of linguists on the interpretation of the Mayan language "word-carvings" / hieroglyphics. Here's le proof: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/mayacode/ Enjoy! BryanC

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                                    • J Johann Gerell

                                      So, Google gives a whopping 722 hits for "handible", Googling for "define: handible" shoots beside the target and reference.com has never heard of it in any form. You English speakers out there - is "handible" a real word? If not, would you understand me anyway if I said that "Oh, you know, this is really handible!" ?

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                                      Bob Beechey
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                                      This looks like a new word. I suggest somone invented it to suggest "can be held in the hand". A word in an honourable computing tradition - portable, luggable, handible!!?!! The original Compaqs were luggable, where the Iphone is handible. If that was not the meaning of handible ... well, it is now!

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                                      • B Bob Beechey

                                        This looks like a new word. I suggest somone invented it to suggest "can be held in the hand". A word in an honourable computing tradition - portable, luggable, handible!!?!! The original Compaqs were luggable, where the Iphone is handible. If that was not the meaning of handible ... well, it is now!

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                                        Johann Gerell
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                                        Now we're talking! :-D

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                                        • A AspDotNetDev

                                          I was thinking the definition was one who eats human hands. ;P

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                                          oooshola
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                                          Wrong, that would be "handiblecter".

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