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Please tell me this is an April fools joke

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  • C Chris Losinger

    MVC ? i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

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    Jeremy Falcon
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    Chris Losinger wrote:

    i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

    I'm glad I'm not alone with this mentality. Of course, you do realize this makes you an old fart too! ;P

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    • C Chris Losinger

      i'll feel comfortable laughing at Apple fans the day Microsoft releases a pre-beta of yet another revolutionary new paradigm-changing web framework (which turns out to be more trouble than just writing the JavaScript by hand) and there aren't three weeks of breathless CP comments about it.

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      Jim Crafton
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      Someone give a me a 10 to vote this up.

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        Chris Losinger wrote:

        i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

        I'm glad I'm not alone with this mentality. Of course, you do realize this makes you an old fart too! ;P

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        Chris Losinger
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        39's not old! ok. it is. :~

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        • J Jeremy Falcon

          Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

          Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter.

          Um yeah, because that makes him completely normal now. :omg:

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          Rama Krishna Vavilala
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          No, it makes Apple Fans more normal.

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          • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4B3IjHP05o&feature=player_embedded[^] The guy shown in the video below, is the first one to stand in line for the iPad. I have seen people camping before for special offers but this is insane. First, like all other Apple fans he could have ordered it online or even booked online. Second, he does not give a clear answer as to why he wants an iPad. [Edit] Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter. http://gizmodo.com/272849/breaking-first-in-line-guy-is-a-pro-linesitter-sweats-a-lot[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Packer[^]

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            I just had a great idea. I'm going to start a company of professional line-standers. You can pay me $15USD/hr and I'll place a stand-in in the line of your choice for you. You can continue your life as a normal person while somebody else stands in line for you. I'm a genius! Next, placing corporate logos on homeless people and calling it "advertising"! I'll be rich!

            Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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            • F FyreWyrm

              I just had a great idea. I'm going to start a company of professional line-standers. You can pay me $15USD/hr and I'll place a stand-in in the line of your choice for you. You can continue your life as a normal person while somebody else stands in line for you. I'm a genius! Next, placing corporate logos on homeless people and calling it "advertising"! I'll be rich!

              Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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              Rama Krishna Vavilala
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              FyreWyrm wrote:

              I just had a great idea.

              Sorry to say that it is not an original idea. There are professional companies which offer line standing services.

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              • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                FyreWyrm wrote:

                I just had a great idea.

                Sorry to say that it is not an original idea. There are professional companies which offer line standing services.

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                FyreWyrm
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                Way to be a downer, Rama. Sheesh.

                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                • D David Crow

                  Alex hogarth wrote:

                  on Steve jobs lips?

                  Try as I might, I can't seem to arrange those 19 characters into anything sensible. :rolleyes:

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                  RichardM1
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                  you've never gotten a Steve job?

                  Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                  • C Chris Losinger

                    39's not old! ok. it is. :~

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                    RichardM1
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                    :laugh: You have not yet begun to old!

                    Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                    • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                      No, it makes Apple Fans more normal.

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                      Lost User
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                      *Elaine faints at the shocking idea*

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                      • L Lost User

                        *Elaine faints at the shocking idea*

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                        Dan Neely
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                        infinity minus two is more small than infinity minus one, but both are huge numbers. :rolleyes:

                        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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