Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Please tell me this is an April fools joke

Please tell me this is an April fools joke

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
ioscomquestion
27 Posts 16 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • I Ian Shlasko

    Humans... I weep for the species.

    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

    R Offline
    R Offline
    Rob Graham
    wrote on last edited by
    #10

    Ian Shlasko wrote:

    Humans... I weep for the species.

    I'm not entirely convinced he is one...

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • L Lost User

      44 years old, and retired highway maintenance worker. I smell bogus disability claim somewhere in the past. :|

      L u n a t i c F r i n g e

      M Offline
      M Offline
      Marcus_Idle
      wrote on last edited by
      #11

      but - should you buy an ipad? http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=48380[^]

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4B3IjHP05o&feature=player_embedded[^] The guy shown in the video below, is the first one to stand in line for the iPad. I have seen people camping before for special offers but this is insane. First, like all other Apple fans he could have ordered it online or even booked online. Second, he does not give a clear answer as to why he wants an iPad. [Edit] Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter. http://gizmodo.com/272849/breaking-first-in-line-guy-is-a-pro-linesitter-sweats-a-lot[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Packer[^]

        C Offline
        C Offline
        Chris Losinger
        wrote on last edited by
        #12

        i'll feel comfortable laughing at Apple fans the day Microsoft releases a pre-beta of yet another revolutionary new paradigm-changing web framework (which turns out to be more trouble than just writing the JavaScript by hand) and there aren't three weeks of breathless CP comments about it.

        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

        L J 2 Replies Last reply
        0
        • C Chris Losinger

          i'll feel comfortable laughing at Apple fans the day Microsoft releases a pre-beta of yet another revolutionary new paradigm-changing web framework (which turns out to be more trouble than just writing the JavaScript by hand) and there aren't three weeks of breathless CP comments about it.

          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

          L Offline
          L Offline
          Lost User
          wrote on last edited by
          #13

          Another jaded MVC user sufferer? :-D

          L u n a t i c F r i n g e

          C 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • L Lost User

            Another jaded MVC user sufferer? :-D

            L u n a t i c F r i n g e

            C Offline
            C Offline
            Chris Losinger
            wrote on last edited by
            #14

            MVC ? i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

            image processing toolkits | batch image processing

            L J 2 Replies Last reply
            0
            • C Chris Losinger

              MVC ? i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

              image processing toolkits | batch image processing

              L Offline
              L Offline
              Lost User
              wrote on last edited by
              #15

              :laugh:

              L u n a t i c F r i n g e

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4B3IjHP05o&feature=player_embedded[^] The guy shown in the video below, is the first one to stand in line for the iPad. I have seen people camping before for special offers but this is insane. First, like all other Apple fans he could have ordered it online or even booked online. Second, he does not give a clear answer as to why he wants an iPad. [Edit] Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter. http://gizmodo.com/272849/breaking-first-in-line-guy-is-a-pro-linesitter-sweats-a-lot[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Packer[^]

                J Offline
                J Offline
                Jeremy Falcon
                wrote on last edited by
                #16

                Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

                Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter.

                Um yeah, because that makes him completely normal now. :omg:

                Jeremy Falcon

                R 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • C Chris Losinger

                  MVC ? i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

                  image processing toolkits | batch image processing

                  J Offline
                  J Offline
                  Jeremy Falcon
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #17

                  Chris Losinger wrote:

                  i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

                  I'm glad I'm not alone with this mentality. Of course, you do realize this makes you an old fart too! ;P

                  Jeremy Falcon

                  C 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • C Chris Losinger

                    i'll feel comfortable laughing at Apple fans the day Microsoft releases a pre-beta of yet another revolutionary new paradigm-changing web framework (which turns out to be more trouble than just writing the JavaScript by hand) and there aren't three weeks of breathless CP comments about it.

                    image processing toolkits | batch image processing

                    J Offline
                    J Offline
                    Jim Crafton
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #18

                    Someone give a me a 10 to vote this up.

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Chris Losinger wrote:

                      i was jaded by the time .Net came out.

                      I'm glad I'm not alone with this mentality. Of course, you do realize this makes you an old fart too! ;P

                      Jeremy Falcon

                      C Offline
                      C Offline
                      Chris Losinger
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #19

                      39's not old! ok. it is. :~

                      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

                      R 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                        Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

                        Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter.

                        Um yeah, because that makes him completely normal now. :omg:

                        Jeremy Falcon

                        R Offline
                        R Offline
                        Rama Krishna Vavilala
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #20

                        No, it makes Apple Fans more normal.

                        L 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4B3IjHP05o&feature=player_embedded[^] The guy shown in the video below, is the first one to stand in line for the iPad. I have seen people camping before for special offers but this is insane. First, like all other Apple fans he could have ordered it online or even booked online. Second, he does not give a clear answer as to why he wants an iPad. [Edit] Thankfully, he is not an Apple fan. This guy is a obsessive line sitter. http://gizmodo.com/272849/breaking-first-in-line-guy-is-a-pro-linesitter-sweats-a-lot[^] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Packer[^]

                          F Offline
                          F Offline
                          FyreWyrm
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #21

                          I just had a great idea. I'm going to start a company of professional line-standers. You can pay me $15USD/hr and I'll place a stand-in in the line of your choice for you. You can continue your life as a normal person while somebody else stands in line for you. I'm a genius! Next, placing corporate logos on homeless people and calling it "advertising"! I'll be rich!

                          Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

                          R 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • F FyreWyrm

                            I just had a great idea. I'm going to start a company of professional line-standers. You can pay me $15USD/hr and I'll place a stand-in in the line of your choice for you. You can continue your life as a normal person while somebody else stands in line for you. I'm a genius! Next, placing corporate logos on homeless people and calling it "advertising"! I'll be rich!

                            Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

                            R Offline
                            R Offline
                            Rama Krishna Vavilala
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #22

                            FyreWyrm wrote:

                            I just had a great idea.

                            Sorry to say that it is not an original idea. There are professional companies which offer line standing services.

                            F 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                              FyreWyrm wrote:

                              I just had a great idea.

                              Sorry to say that it is not an original idea. There are professional companies which offer line standing services.

                              F Offline
                              F Offline
                              FyreWyrm
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #23

                              Way to be a downer, Rama. Sheesh.

                              Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • D David Crow

                                Alex hogarth wrote:

                                on Steve jobs lips?

                                Try as I might, I can't seem to arrange those 19 characters into anything sensible. :rolleyes:

                                "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                                "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                                "Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius

                                R Offline
                                R Offline
                                RichardM1
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #24

                                you've never gotten a Steve job?

                                Opacity, the new Transparency.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • C Chris Losinger

                                  39's not old! ok. it is. :~

                                  image processing toolkits | batch image processing

                                  R Offline
                                  R Offline
                                  RichardM1
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #25

                                  :laugh: You have not yet begun to old!

                                  Opacity, the new Transparency.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                                    No, it makes Apple Fans more normal.

                                    L Offline
                                    L Offline
                                    Lost User
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #26

                                    *Elaine faints at the shocking idea*

                                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

                                    D 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • L Lost User

                                      *Elaine faints at the shocking idea*

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

                                      D Offline
                                      D Offline
                                      Dan Neely
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #27

                                      infinity minus two is more small than infinity minus one, but both are huge numbers. :rolleyes:

                                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      Reply
                                      • Reply as topic
                                      Log in to reply
                                      • Oldest to Newest
                                      • Newest to Oldest
                                      • Most Votes


                                      • Login

                                      • Don't have an account? Register

                                      • Login or register to search.
                                      • First post
                                        Last post
                                      0
                                      • Categories
                                      • Recent
                                      • Tags
                                      • Popular
                                      • World
                                      • Users
                                      • Groups