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  • D daniilzol

    Judging by his username the OP is probably Indian or Pakistani. So most likely he meant to say ex-girlfriend.

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    Shelby Robertson
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    JazzJackRabbit wrote:

    Why are you all taking it literally?

    Why are you ruining all the fun ;P ?

    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

    I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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    • L Lisa Sidlow

      in this case I think the most she deserves is a 140 char twitter feed. Normally you would at least send a text but since she up and married a guy, definately a twitter feed. Something like ... "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

      Lisa Marie Sidlow

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Actually, I think the total fury of an Englishman is called for here. The trick is to tut loudly and sniff in a very pointed way. Possibly add a "Well really" for good measure.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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      • P Paul Conrad

        Who cares? Just find yourself a better girlfriend.

        "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        All he needs the love of a good woman... ...hell, stick a wig on a hoover and he'll be happy!


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        • S Sandesh M Patil

          Today my girlfriend get married to another person. Its very shocking to me:confused:

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          Did she get married on the Jerry Springer Show?


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          • S Shelby Robertson

            Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

            This is known as being "on the hook".

            Do you happen to watch "How I Met Your Mother"?

            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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            Dave Kreskowiak
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            Why yes, yes I do. And it also happened to me too.

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            • D Dave Kreskowiak

              Why yes, yes I do. And it also happened to me too.

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              Shelby Robertson
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              Great episode "On the hook".

              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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              • S Shelby Robertson

                Great episode "On the hook".

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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                Dave Kreskowiak
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                I'm a little behind, but yes it was. I just saw that one last night. I've still got one or two more to catch up on.

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                • D Dave Kreskowiak

                  I'm a little behind, but yes it was. I just saw that one last night. I've still got one or two more to catch up on.

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                  Shelby Robertson
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                  Maybe not, I cant remember what the last one was. It hasn't been on for a few weeks because of the NCAA tournament.

                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    All he needs the love of a good woman... ...hell, stick a wig on a hoover and he'll be happy!


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    That sucks. Well, at least if he's lucky.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                    • P Paul Conrad

                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      Wait, that sounds wrong.

                      :laugh: True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

                      "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                      True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

                      Dynamite, a kayak and some alone time.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                      • L Lisa Sidlow

                        in this case I think the most she deserves is a 140 char twitter feed. Normally you would at least send a text but since she up and married a guy, definately a twitter feed. Something like ... "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

                        Lisa Marie Sidlow

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        Yes, but what if he wants his chafing dish back?

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          Maybe post a tutorial video on youtube, just in case he's not sure what to do? :)

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                          ghle
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                          Great idea! Pull that home-made porn video out of the closet (the one with HER in it), and send it to him via Internet posting. I'm sure she will appreciate the help, and send loving thoughts your way. :-O

                          Gary

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            Paul Conrad wrote:

                            True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

                            Dynamite, a kayak and some alone time.

                            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            Paul Conrad
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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            Dynamite

                            Perhaps a backpack of C-4 for the overkill factor :laugh:

                            "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                            • P Paul Conrad

                              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                              Wait, that sounds wrong.

                              :laugh: True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

                              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              Paul Conrad wrote:

                              how to find them.....

                              Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

                              Jeremy Falcon

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                              • J Jeremy Falcon

                                Paul Conrad wrote:

                                how to find them.....

                                Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

                                Jeremy Falcon

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                                Paul Conrad
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                                Yoga Class! There, I repeated after you :laugh:

                                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                                  how to find them.....

                                  Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  Don't forget Pilates - that deep breathing and pelvic floor work is a real bonus.

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                                    I'm sure this won't help, but there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Don't sit at home, go out and found one. Just make sure you find a good spot to stick your rod in when going fishing. Wait, that sounds wrong.

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    Yayozama
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                                    Also should be a good idea to check that the fish doesn't have another boyfriend :cool:

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                                    • D daniilzol

                                      Judging by his username the OP is probably Indian or Pakistani. So most likely he meant to say ex-girlfriend.

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                                      peterchen
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                                      Uhhh... applying your cultural norms are we?

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                                      • L Lisa Sidlow

                                        in this case I think the most she deserves is a 140 char twitter feed. Normally you would at least send a text but since she up and married a guy, definately a twitter feed. Something like ... "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

                                        Lisa Marie Sidlow

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                                        Douglas Troy
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                                        Lisa Sidlow wrote:

                                        "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

                                        :laugh:


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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Don't forget Pilates - that deep breathing and pelvic floor work is a real bonus.

                                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Paul Conrad
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                                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                          Don't forget Pilates

                                          Never really heard of it until you mentioned it. Had to google it and it looks interesting. Been thinking of working out again to get back into the shape I was in when I was 18.

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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