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  • S Shelby Robertson

    Great episode "On the hook".

    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

    I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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    Dave Kreskowiak
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    I'm a little behind, but yes it was. I just saw that one last night. I've still got one or two more to catch up on.

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    • D Dave Kreskowiak

      I'm a little behind, but yes it was. I just saw that one last night. I've still got one or two more to catch up on.

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      Shelby Robertson
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      Maybe not, I cant remember what the last one was. It hasn't been on for a few weeks because of the NCAA tournament.

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      I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        All he needs the love of a good woman... ...hell, stick a wig on a hoover and he'll be happy!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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        Pete OHanlon
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        That sucks. Well, at least if he's lucky.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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        • P Paul Conrad

          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

          Wait, that sounds wrong.

          :laugh: True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Paul Conrad wrote:

          True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

          Dynamite, a kayak and some alone time.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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          • L Lisa Sidlow

            in this case I think the most she deserves is a 140 char twitter feed. Normally you would at least send a text but since she up and married a guy, definately a twitter feed. Something like ... "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

            Lisa Marie Sidlow

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            Yes, but what if he wants his chafing dish back?

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Maybe post a tutorial video on youtube, just in case he's not sure what to do? :)

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              ghle
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              Great idea! Pull that home-made porn video out of the closet (the one with HER in it), and send it to him via Internet posting. I'm sure she will appreciate the help, and send loving thoughts your way. :-O

              Gary

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Paul Conrad wrote:

                True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

                Dynamite, a kayak and some alone time.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                Paul Conrad
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                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                Dynamite

                Perhaps a backpack of C-4 for the overkill factor :laugh:

                "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                • P Paul Conrad

                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  Wait, that sounds wrong.

                  :laugh: True there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how to find them.....

                  "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  Paul Conrad wrote:

                  how to find them.....

                  Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Paul Conrad wrote:

                    how to find them.....

                    Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

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                    Paul Conrad
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                    Yoga Class! There, I repeated after you :laugh:

                    "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      Paul Conrad wrote:

                      how to find them.....

                      Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Don't forget Pilates - that deep breathing and pelvic floor work is a real bonus.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                        I'm sure this won't help, but there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Don't sit at home, go out and found one. Just make sure you find a good spot to stick your rod in when going fishing. Wait, that sounds wrong.

                        Jeremy Falcon

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                        Yayozama
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                        Also should be a good idea to check that the fish doesn't have another boyfriend :cool:

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                        • D daniilzol

                          Judging by his username the OP is probably Indian or Pakistani. So most likely he meant to say ex-girlfriend.

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                          peterchen
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                          Uhhh... applying your cultural norms are we?

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                          • L Lisa Sidlow

                            in this case I think the most she deserves is a 140 char twitter feed. Normally you would at least send a text but since she up and married a guy, definately a twitter feed. Something like ... "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

                            Lisa Marie Sidlow

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                            Douglas Troy
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                            Lisa Sidlow wrote:

                            "you suck, its over" is probably sufficient.

                            :laugh:


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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              Don't forget Pilates - that deep breathing and pelvic floor work is a real bonus.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                              Paul Conrad
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                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              Don't forget Pilates

                              Never really heard of it until you mentioned it. Had to google it and it looks interesting. Been thinking of working out again to get back into the shape I was in when I was 18.

                              "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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                              • S Sandesh M Patil

                                Today my girlfriend get married to another person. Its very shocking to me:confused:

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                                Roger Wright
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                                That's going to make future dates rather awkward. I'd seriously consider breaking off the relationship for now, especially if she failed to at least invite you to the wedding. Do you suppose her now-husband knew about you? Or was she as dishonest with him as you? Poor sod... On the other hand, since you don't mention specifics, did you have any reason to consider her your girlfriend outside of your own imagination? Not being rude here, just thinking about the situation - and it's decidedly odd - and it occurs to me that you might have been in a one-sided relationship in which you considered yourself a boyfriend and she considered you just a pal. It does happen...

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                                • S Sandesh M Patil

                                  Today my girlfriend get married to another person. Its very shocking to me:confused:

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Does this mean you'll have to recalibrate your telescopes and microphones to point at another window?

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                                  • D daniilzol

                                    Judging by his username the OP is probably Indian or Pakistani. So most likely he meant to say ex-girlfriend.

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    I would never have expected someone who took on the name of Jazz Jackrabbit to be a killjoy!

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                                    • D Dave Kreskowiak

                                      This may seem heartless, but do you think you were strung along? You were the "backup" boyfriend in the event the other guy bailed on her? This is known as being "on the hook".

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                                      Sandesh M Patil
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                                      Like it

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                                      • P peterchen

                                        You should not overwhelm this poor guy in his distress. Start with simple questions, one question at a time. As in: Was she aware that she is your girlfriend?

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                                        musefan
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                                        My first physical Laugh-Out-Loud today... thank you :thumbsup:

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                                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                                          Paul Conrad wrote:

                                          how to find them.....

                                          Two words shall change your life forever. Care to know these two words? This is good stuff here. Repeat after me: Yoga Class!

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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                                          Roger Wright
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                                          So that's where you've been! :-D

                                          Will Rogers never met me.

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