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  • S Sandesh M Patil

    Love means wat????

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    Dalek Dave
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    ~It means you are crap at tennis.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      ~It means you are crap at tennis.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      It means you are crap at tennis.

      I first read that without the "are". And then I did a double-take. And I realized that both statements were true!

      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        It means you are crap at tennis.

        I first read that without the "are". And then I did a double-take. And I realized that both statements were true!

        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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        Dalek Dave
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        Depends on who is serving at me!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • S Sandesh M Patil

          Love means wat????

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          realJSOP
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          I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            You're all heart.

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            • S Sandesh M Patil

              Love means wat????

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              leppie
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              According to your 'girlfriend', it means polygamy :)

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              • S Sandesh M Patil

                Love means wat????

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                Mark_Wallace
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                It means the net's too high, the raquet's badly made, the sun's in your eyes, and there are too many damned birds in the sky. It does when my wife plays, anyway.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Back to your normal self John? Heartless, Inconsiderate and Unromantic? Good Work, Keep it up and have some REAL MAN points! :)

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    It means the net's too high, the raquet's badly made, the sun's in your eyes, and there are too many damned birds in the sky. It does when my wife plays, anyway.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    leppie
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                    Mark Wallace wrote:

                    It does when my wife plays, anyway.

                    She sounds like a real moaner ;P

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                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                      It does when my wife plays, anyway.

                      She sounds like a real moaner ;P

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      leppie wrote:

                      She sounds like a real moaner

                      I meant me. She thrashes the Hell out of me at tennis! She moans under different circumstances* * No, I'm not posting pictures!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • S Sandesh M Patil

                        Love means wat????

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl, never mind a woman and whose sole experience with relationships is changing hands. It's a dumb question and what, exactly, is 'wat'?

                        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                          leppie wrote:

                          She sounds like a real moaner

                          I meant me. She thrashes the Hell out of me at tennis! She moans under different circumstances* * No, I'm not posting pictures!

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          Mark Wallace wrote:

                          No, I'm not posting pictures!

                          Do you want me to? I have some of her from... (sorry, couldn't resist).

                          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                            I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl, never mind a woman and whose sole experience with relationships is changing hands. It's a dumb question and what, exactly, is 'wat'?

                            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                            leppie
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                            digital man wrote:

                            I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl,

                            Look at his previous post from yesterday. To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

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                            IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
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                              Mark Wallace wrote:

                              No, I'm not posting pictures!

                              Do you want me to? I have some of her from... (sorry, couldn't resist).

                              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Here[^] you go...

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                digital man wrote:

                                I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl,

                                Look at his previous post from yesterday. To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

                                xacc.ide
                                IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
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                                super
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                                leppie wrote:

                                his GF got married to someone else.

                                Lucky Her... :-D

                                cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                                  No, I'm not posting pictures!

                                  Do you want me to? I have some of her from... (sorry, couldn't resist).

                                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  digital man wrote:

                                  Do you want me to? I have some of her from...

                                  Max Miller, wasn't it?

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • S Sandesh M Patil

                                    Love means wat????

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Just some biochemistry to fool you into things you would never do in a normal state of mind.

                                    A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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                                      leppie wrote:

                                      his GF got married to someone else.

                                      Lucky Her... :-D

                                      cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                                      Sandesh M Patil
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                                      Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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                                      • S Sandesh M Patil

                                        Love means wat????

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                                        Lost User
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                                        sandympatil wrote:

                                        Love means wat????

                                        Please do not post programming questions in the lounge.

                                        Currently Reading: Night Train to Lisbon by Emily Grayson Next in Queue: Sight Unseen by Robert Goddard - Kirtan

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

                                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                          -----
                                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                          Nish Nishant
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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

                                          Yeah, gotta say this is not the best place to ask for love-advice. Nice folks here and all that but a bunch of life-less geeks whose idea of a fun weekend is working on a new WPF or RIA app? Who'd want their counsel? :rolleyes:

                                          Regards, Nish


                                          Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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