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  • S Sandesh M Patil

    Love means wat????

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    Mark_Wallace
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    It means the net's too high, the raquet's badly made, the sun's in your eyes, and there are too many damned birds in the sky. It does when my wife plays, anyway.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      Dalek Dave
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      Back to your normal self John? Heartless, Inconsiderate and Unromantic? Good Work, Keep it up and have some REAL MAN points! :)

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        It means the net's too high, the raquet's badly made, the sun's in your eyes, and there are too many damned birds in the sky. It does when my wife plays, anyway.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        leppie
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        Mark Wallace wrote:

        It does when my wife plays, anyway.

        She sounds like a real moaner ;P

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          Mark Wallace wrote:

          It does when my wife plays, anyway.

          She sounds like a real moaner ;P

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          Mark_Wallace
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          leppie wrote:

          She sounds like a real moaner

          I meant me. She thrashes the Hell out of me at tennis! She moans under different circumstances* * No, I'm not posting pictures!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • S Sandesh M Patil

            Love means wat????

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl, never mind a woman and whose sole experience with relationships is changing hands. It's a dumb question and what, exactly, is 'wat'?

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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              leppie wrote:

              She sounds like a real moaner

              I meant me. She thrashes the Hell out of me at tennis! She moans under different circumstances* * No, I'm not posting pictures!

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Mark Wallace wrote:

              No, I'm not posting pictures!

              Do you want me to? I have some of her from... (sorry, couldn't resist).

              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl, never mind a woman and whose sole experience with relationships is changing hands. It's a dumb question and what, exactly, is 'wat'?

                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                leppie
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                digital man wrote:

                I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl,

                Look at his previous post from yesterday. To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

                xacc.ide
                IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                  No, I'm not posting pictures!

                  Do you want me to? I have some of her from... (sorry, couldn't resist).

                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Here[^] you go...

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                    digital man wrote:

                    I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl,

                    Look at his previous post from yesterday. To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

                    xacc.ide
                    IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                    ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                    super
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                    leppie wrote:

                    his GF got married to someone else.

                    Lucky Her... :-D

                    cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Mark Wallace wrote:

                      No, I'm not posting pictures!

                      Do you want me to? I have some of her from... (sorry, couldn't resist).

                      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      digital man wrote:

                      Do you want me to? I have some of her from...

                      Max Miller, wasn't it?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • S Sandesh M Patil

                        Love means wat????

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                        Lost User
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                        Just some biochemistry to fool you into things you would never do in a normal state of mind.

                        A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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                        • S super

                          leppie wrote:

                          his GF got married to someone else.

                          Lucky Her... :-D

                          cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                          Sandesh M Patil
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                          Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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                          • S Sandesh M Patil

                            Love means wat????

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                            Lost User
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                            sandympatil wrote:

                            Love means wat????

                            Please do not post programming questions in the lounge.

                            Currently Reading: Night Train to Lisbon by Emily Grayson Next in Queue: Sight Unseen by Robert Goddard - Kirtan

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              I ignored your first post, but since you asked... It means stop being a pussy, get on with your miserable life, and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

                              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              and look somewhere else for relationship advice...

                              Yeah, gotta say this is not the best place to ask for love-advice. Nice folks here and all that but a bunch of life-less geeks whose idea of a fun weekend is working on a new WPF or RIA app? Who'd want their counsel? :rolleyes:

                              Regards, Nish


                              Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                              • L leppie

                                digital man wrote:

                                I take it you are a pubescent teenager with an over-abundance of raging hormones and have never been close to a girl,

                                Look at his previous post from yesterday. To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

                                xacc.ide
                                IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                leppie wrote:

                                To summarize, his GF got married to someone else.

                                You mean she escaped in the nick of time. I stand by what I said: he's plainly never been close...

                                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                • S Sandesh M Patil

                                  Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  Grow up.

                                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                  • S Sandesh M Patil

                                    Love means wat????

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                                    thisraja
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                                    Last year I married my girl friend, today I am miserable. Tat was love???:((!

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                                    • S Sandesh M Patil

                                      Love means wat????

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                                      Lost User
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                                      You should post this on /b/. That's the perfect place for relationship advice.

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        You should post this on /b/. That's the perfect place for relationship advice.

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                                        Sandesh M Patil
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                                        wat is the URL

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                                        • S Sandesh M Patil

                                          Actually i never say i love her..... But i know dat she loves me. when we were child she always said dat i wana marry u.....Nice na :-O

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                                          Zhat
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                                          She loves you so much that she married another a real man so she could save you from all that dirty, nasty, distastefull sex, sharing each others daily life experiences and just having fun together. You should be sending her gifts and showing her how much you respect her for keeping you pure.

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