Sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads
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When I worked underground, you learned very quickly to not look at anybody in the eye. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Helmet-mounted lights ruin others' dark vision so you don't look directly at someone.
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KenBonny wrote:
Why wouldn't you look somebody in the eye?
Because your headlamp would blind them. :)
KenBonny wrote:
And what did you do working underground?
Two of my favourite past times. Drilling and blasting rock. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Nasty little hobbitses... wants to take my Precious...
Software Zen:
delete this;:)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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KenBonny wrote:
And what did you do working underground?
He and I are digging a tunnel under the Federal Reserve Bank, but...shhhhhhhhh, it's a secret. :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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So, I'm riding my bike into work this morning. It's a little before 6:00 a.m. and it's still dark, so I've got the light mounted on my handlebars turned on. I had to stop my bike twice and wait for people to go past me. The first guy's light is so bright I could see him coming down the bike path (an old rail bed) almost a mile away. The other guy is a walker with a light mounted on a hat, and the @!@#$@! moron points his head to look at me as he walks past. Is it really necessary to have your phaser set to kill that early in the morning? :sigh:
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When I worked underground, you learned very quickly to not look at anybody in the eye. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
you learned very quickly to not look at anybody in the eye.
So, a lot of female coworkers, huh? "No, I wasn't ogling you... I just didn't want to blind you!"
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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KenBonny wrote:
Why wouldn't you look somebody in the eye?
Because your headlamp would blind them. :)
KenBonny wrote:
And what did you do working underground?
Two of my favourite past times. Drilling and blasting rock. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
My wife's grandfather Oscar was a coal miner, and was familiar with handling dynamite. One day the shift supervisor asked him to remove a tree stump next to the office shack, because the guy wanted a space to park his car. Oscar removed the stump using several sticks of dynamite. He also removed about half of the office shack, which was fortunately unoccupied at the time :omg:.
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So, I'm riding my bike into work this morning. It's a little before 6:00 a.m. and it's still dark, so I've got the light mounted on my handlebars turned on. I had to stop my bike twice and wait for people to go past me. The first guy's light is so bright I could see him coming down the bike path (an old rail bed) almost a mile away. The other guy is a walker with a light mounted on a hat, and the @!@#$@! moron points his head to look at me as he walks past. Is it really necessary to have your phaser set to kill that early in the morning? :sigh:
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If it was very bright light early morning, that how can you be sure, it was a guy :P It was a preety girl :-D
Both of them said hello as we passed each other. I don't know too many pretty girls with voices that deep :suss:.
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KenBonny wrote:
Why wouldn't you look somebody in the eye?
Because your headlamp would blind them. :)
KenBonny wrote:
And what did you do working underground?
Two of my favourite past times. Drilling and blasting rock. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Well, it is true I'm on the lookout for a bicycle-mounted anti-tank weapon for use with impolite drivers.
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My wife's grandfather Oscar was a coal miner, and was familiar with handling dynamite. One day the shift supervisor asked him to remove a tree stump next to the office shack, because the guy wanted a space to park his car. Oscar removed the stump using several sticks of dynamite. He also removed about half of the office shack, which was fortunately unoccupied at the time :omg:.
Software Zen:
delete this;I only used dynamite a few times and it had to be handled very carefully. Most of the mines used ANFO, Ammonium Nitrate / Fuel Oil, since it was considerably more stable. It was also a lot more predictable in terms of how much to use and how it would fire. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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KenBonny wrote:
And what did you do working underground?
He and I are digging a tunnel under the Federal Reserve Bank, but...shhhhhhhhh, it's a secret. :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]CPallini wrote:
Federal Reserve Bank
Good call to not let 'em know it is actually under Fort Knox. :-D
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Chris Meech wrote:
you learned very quickly to not look at anybody in the eye.
So, a lot of female coworkers, huh? "No, I wasn't ogling you... I just didn't want to blind you!"
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Several mines I worked at did not allow women underground at all. :) At a few of the pit operations I worked at though, found that women truck drivers treated their trucks better than the men did and that maintenance was cheaper. Go figure. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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So, I'm riding my bike into work this morning. It's a little before 6:00 a.m. and it's still dark, so I've got the light mounted on my handlebars turned on. I had to stop my bike twice and wait for people to go past me. The first guy's light is so bright I could see him coming down the bike path (an old rail bed) almost a mile away. The other guy is a walker with a light mounted on a hat, and the @!@#$@! moron points his head to look at me as he walks past. Is it really necessary to have your phaser set to kill that early in the morning? :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Drive a car. :)
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So, I'm riding my bike into work this morning. It's a little before 6:00 a.m. and it's still dark, so I've got the light mounted on my handlebars turned on. I had to stop my bike twice and wait for people to go past me. The first guy's light is so bright I could see him coming down the bike path (an old rail bed) almost a mile away. The other guy is a walker with a light mounted on a hat, and the @!@#$@! moron points his head to look at me as he walks past. Is it really necessary to have your phaser set to kill that early in the morning? :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
Is it really necessary to have your phaser set to kill that early in the morning?
Just get a couple high power camera flashes and fire back with photon torpedoes! Marc
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
Is it really necessary to have your phaser set to kill that early in the morning?
Just get a couple high power camera flashes and fire back with photon torpedoes! Marc
:cool::thumbsup:
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My wife's grandfather Oscar was a coal miner, and was familiar with handling dynamite. One day the shift supervisor asked him to remove a tree stump next to the office shack, because the guy wanted a space to park his car. Oscar removed the stump using several sticks of dynamite. He also removed about half of the office shack, which was fortunately unoccupied at the time :omg:.
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
My wife's grandfather Oscar ... was familiar with handling dynamite.
Gary Wheeler wrote:
He also removed about half of the office shack
Umm....
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
My wife's grandfather Oscar ... was familiar with handling dynamite.
Gary Wheeler wrote:
He also removed about half of the office shack
Umm....
Oscar was also a bit 'over-enthusiastic' at times when he was a young man :-D. At 90, he's still quite a character.
Software Zen:
delete this;