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  • C Chris Maunder

    You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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    Jordy Kaiwa Ruiter
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    I gave a girl my website address because I forgot my Phonenumber the moment she asked for it?

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      I gave a girl my website address because I forgot my Phonenumber the moment she asked for it?

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      Abhinav S
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      Right out of Geek Inc. You could even use this as a signature. :)

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        I gave a girl my website address because I forgot my Phonenumber the moment she asked for it?

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        Dave Parker
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        I always do that - but its a facebook address I dont really bother with a custom one anymore.

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          I gave a girl my website address because I forgot my Phonenumber the moment she asked for it?

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          Xiangyang Liu
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          Forgot yoru own phone number, Geek Level = 1 Remembered your web address, Geek Level = 2 Gave web address to a girl, Geek Level = 3 :)

          My .NET Business Application Framework     My Younger Son & His "PET"

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            Forgot yoru own phone number, Geek Level = 1 Remembered your web address, Geek Level = 2 Gave web address to a girl, Geek Level = 3 :)

            My .NET Business Application Framework     My Younger Son & His "PET"

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            Lost User
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            Talking with a girl, Geek Level = -Infinity [reply with the post about geek vs dork vs w/e]

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            • C Chris Maunder

              You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              Chris Losinger
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              dusting?

              image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                Talking with a girl, Geek Level = -Infinity [reply with the post about geek vs dork vs w/e]

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                dybs
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                And if the girl happens to be a fellow geek (my wife happens to be quite a geek herself)?

                The shout of progress is not "Eureka!" it's "Strange... that's not what i expected". - peterchen

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                  And if the girl happens to be a fellow geek (my wife happens to be quite a geek herself)?

                  The shout of progress is not "Eureka!" it's "Strange... that's not what i expected". - peterchen

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  It would be absurd if your wife (a fellow geek) needed to be reminded of your website URL. :)

                  “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                    It would be absurd if your wife (a fellow geek) needed to be reminded of your website URL. :)

                    “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                    True, but I was referring to geek level scale :)

                    The shout of progress is not "Eureka!" it's "Strange... that's not what i expected". - peterchen

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      dusting?

                      image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                      Gary R Wheeler
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                      Cleaning the dust out of a desktop machine, of course.

                      Software Zen: delete this;
                      Fold With Us![^]

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                        ...or... ...you find yourself iscussing template metaprogramming in the bar. :doh: (just coming back up from ACCU 2010, culminating in a session on "Abusive C++" which demonstrated way too many fiendishly bad but entertaining ideas. Long blog post to follow once I've caught up on the editing)

                        Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                          ...or... ...you find yourself iscussing template metaprogramming in the bar. :doh: (just coming back up from ACCU 2010, culminating in a session on "Abusive C++" which demonstrated way too many fiendishly bad but entertaining ideas. Long blog post to follow once I've caught up on the editing)

                          Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                          Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                          you find yourself iscussing template metaprogramming in the bar

                          A touch of the DDs there? :laugh:

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            ...or... ...you find yourself iscussing template metaprogramming in the bar. :doh: (just coming back up from ACCU 2010, culminating in a session on "Abusive C++" which demonstrated way too many fiendishly bad but entertaining ideas. Long blog post to follow once I've caught up on the editing)

                            Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                            Abusive C++

                            Is the material or presentation online? It will be fun to watch it.

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                            • C Chris Maunder

                              You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

                              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                              Good, I'm still a nerd.

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                                Talking with a girl, Geek Level = -Infinity [reply with the post about geek vs dork vs w/e]

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                                Xiangyang Liu
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                                harold aptroot wrote:

                                Talking with a girl,

                                He could be having a brain-storming session with the girl ... about web design, of course. :-D

                                My .NET Business Application Framework     My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                • C Chris Maunder

                                  You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

                                  cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                  Steve Wellens
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                                  You know you're a geek when... You buy a new TV and open it up to look inside before you turn it on.

                                  Steve Wellens

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                                  • C Chris Maunder

                                    You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

                                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                    You decide to watch the newest episode of Smallville rather than go to a strip club on your company's dime.

                                    [Forum Guidelines]

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                                    • C Chris Maunder

                                      You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:

                                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                      Marc Clifton
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                                      Chris Maunder wrote:

                                      You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster.

                                      You need a woman in your life! (ok folks, don't take that as "to do the dusting" but "to tell him how HOW to do the dusting"!) Marc

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                                        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                                        you find yourself iscussing template metaprogramming in the bar

                                        A touch of the DDs there? :laugh:

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                        Just information overload. :-O

                                        Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                          Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

                                          Abusive C++

                                          Is the material or presentation online? It will be fun to watch it.

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                                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                          I don't think they're up yet (though slides from some sessions are[^]) In the meantime however there are summaries of all of the sessions here[^] to give you a flavour of what the conference is all about.

                                          Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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