You know you're a geek when...

[Marc Clifton]

Chris Maunder wrote:

You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster.

You need a woman in your life! (ok folks, don't take that as "to do the dusting" but "to tell him how HOW to do the dusting"!) Marc

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Just information overload. :-O

Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

I don't think they're up yet (though slides from some sessions are[^]) In the meantime however there are summaries of all of the sessions here[^] to give you a flavour of what the conference is all about.

Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

[Gary R Wheeler]

The only way I think I would do template metaprogramming :rolleyes: is after a few stiff drinks.

Software Zen: delete this;
Fold With Us![^]

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Me too. I'll stick to algorithms and concurrency, thank you. :)

Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

[Shog9 0]

...you're supposed to use those for quick-chilling your beer... then you use the dusty surfaces for sketching while drinking.

[Joe Q]

Hey, everyone knows the dust is there as natural protection for furniture.

Joe V My Blog on Testing Me, Myself, and I SGP Robotics team and FIRST Robotics

[VE2]

All your phone calls from family, friends, and neighbours begin with "I have a problem with my computer..."

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[Fabio Franco]

you find "let's compile her" funny.

[Filip C]

I do that all the time.. :doh: Sprayduster FTW!!:thumbsup:

[jamiehowarth0]

Oh jeez, I had to put up with that for 3 months when I moved into a new place 100 miles from my mum. You know you're a geek when you have a freephone tech support number just for your family to call you with tech problems. Or you set up a free cellphone calling group for the same purpose. I've done both. FML. :-| codegecko

[Adrian Wadey 0]

...you need to reprogram the central heating timer but you refuse to do it till you've finished internet enabling it so you can do it from the lounge.

[Bort1980]

This joke not only makes sense, but is also funny... There are 10 typs of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

[IncredibleMouse]

You know you are NOT a geek when you ask someone what they do for a living, and after they reply with software applications developer, and you respond with - "Oh that's great becuse I'm having a problem with my computer...." :mad:

[ely_bob]

Most likely looking for user feedback. :laugh:

I'd blame it on the Brain farts.. But let's be honest, it really is more like a Methane factory between my ears some days then it is anything else...

[Muhammad Gouda]

Write code in my signature

foreach(Minute m in MyLife) myExperience++;

[Muhammad Gouda]

Wow, I guessed this happens only in my country

foreach(Minute m in MyLife) myExperience++;

[John Stewien]

- all the phone numbers you give people are SkypeIn numbers. - you find yourself often having a conversation about how keyboards aren't as good as they used to be. - your 2 yr old daughter can log into a PC, use a mouse to play Purple Place on Windows 7, navigate youtube like a veteran, take photos with a compact digital camera and review them on the LCD, but can't speak English yet.

[Muhammad Gouda]

Bort1980 wrote:

There are 10 typs of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

L like it so much :thumbsup:

foreach(Minute m in MyLife) myExperience++;

[Muhammad Gouda]

John Stewien wrote:

your 2 yr old daughter can log into a PC, use a mouse to play Purple Place on Windows 7, navigate youtube like a veteran, take photos with a compact digital camera and review them on the LCD, but can't speak English yet.

Perfect match :cool: So, my 2.5 years son proves my geekness

foreach(Minute m in MyLife) myExperience++;