You know you're a geek when...
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You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
The icon on your Microsoft Mary app is 'The Cat In The Hat'. This really happened. joe / oc / virginia / usa / 3rd rock
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You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
These are 10 commandments of being geek (There can be many more... This is not bible) : 1 > You still love your good old pants. 2 > You like pizza and cola 3 > That computer in your bedroom is connected to more equipments then just modem or router. I hope you got a switch too... 4 > Lots of computer books in your bookshelf. 5 > Robotic alarm clock .. maybe D2-R2.. 6 > You still like Star wars, Lord of the rings, star trek,.and movies and series on those line. 7 > You remember lines from those movies and use as often as you can.. 8 > You like to upgrade your gadgets every now and then. 9 > Friends asks you to fix their computers. 10 > You feel amazed by how you remember your passwords for 50 different techy-geeky subscription sites.
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Chris Maunder wrote:
You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster.
You need a woman in your life! (ok folks, don't take that as "to do the dusting" but "to tell him how HOW to do the dusting"!) Marc
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- all the phone numbers you give people are SkypeIn numbers. - you find yourself often having a conversation about how keyboards aren't as good as they used to be. - your 2 yr old daughter can log into a PC, use a mouse to play Purple Place on Windows 7, navigate youtube like a veteran, take photos with a compact digital camera and review them on the LCD, but can't speak English yet.
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I don't think they're up yet (though slides from some sessions are[^]) In the meantime however there are summaries of all of the sessions here[^] to give you a flavour of what the conference is all about.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
...you read this.
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These are 10 commandments of being geek (There can be many more... This is not bible) : 1 > You still love your good old pants. 2 > You like pizza and cola 3 > That computer in your bedroom is connected to more equipments then just modem or router. I hope you got a switch too... 4 > Lots of computer books in your bookshelf. 5 > Robotic alarm clock .. maybe D2-R2.. 6 > You still like Star wars, Lord of the rings, star trek,.and movies and series on those line. 7 > You remember lines from those movies and use as often as you can.. 8 > You like to upgrade your gadgets every now and then. 9 > Friends asks you to fix their computers. 10 > You feel amazed by how you remember your passwords for 50 different techy-geeky subscription sites.
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You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Most likely looking for user feedback. :laugh:
I'd blame it on the Brain farts.. But let's be honest, it really is more like a Methane factory between my ears some days then it is anything else...
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It would be absurd if your wife (a fellow geek) needed to be reminded of your website URL. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
She can get all info about you from Google, FB, twitter, etc :D. It happened to me :D
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You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Dear Father, bless these computers for these girls have been keeping me too much invaluable files for years. Keep them away from any harm I don't even dare to think of. Amen
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You do your dusting with a can of compressed air duster. :doh:
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
...my wife wake me up (after coding marathon) and ask me to keep an eye on our kid, and i'm thinking "...i'm spottin' everything because i'm attached with $.live to all the events..." then i know Gonera
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- all the phone numbers you give people are SkypeIn numbers. - you find yourself often having a conversation about how keyboards aren't as good as they used to be. - your 2 yr old daughter can log into a PC, use a mouse to play Purple Place on Windows 7, navigate youtube like a veteran, take photos with a compact digital camera and review them on the LCD, but can't speak English yet.
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These are 10 commandments of being geek (There can be many more... This is not bible) : 1 > You still love your good old pants. 2 > You like pizza and cola 3 > That computer in your bedroom is connected to more equipments then just modem or router. I hope you got a switch too... 4 > Lots of computer books in your bookshelf. 5 > Robotic alarm clock .. maybe D2-R2.. 6 > You still like Star wars, Lord of the rings, star trek,.and movies and series on those line. 7 > You remember lines from those movies and use as often as you can.. 8 > You like to upgrade your gadgets every now and then. 9 > Friends asks you to fix their computers. 10 > You feel amazed by how you remember your passwords for 50 different techy-geeky subscription sites.