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    rahul kulshreshtha
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    I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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      I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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        I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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        J4amieC
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        1995 called and asked for their geek humour back. :rolleyes:

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          I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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          Dalek Dave
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          #3...People will only up-vote the truly original.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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            DaveAuld
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            #4 - I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              #3...People will only up-vote the truly original.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              #3...People will only up-vote the truly original.

              There's got to be a way to get a quote from Corporal Jones in there somehow.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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                Corporal Agarn
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                There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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                  #4 - I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I will upvote that back for you!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    There are only 11 types of people, and half of them understand trinary.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      There are only 11 types of people, and half of them understand trinary.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Corporal Agarn
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                      Good grief up for two minutes and already a 4 vote....

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                        1995 called and asked for their geek humour back. :rolleyes:

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        5!

                        Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

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                          There are only 11 types of people, and half of them understand trinary.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Steve Mayfield
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                          Several years ago, I was working on embedded software for a device that was being sold to major US airports - the eprom CRC16 checksum just happened to be "4FAA" :cool: - to which I announced "OK, no more changes!" (and no, I did not add any fluff code to get the checksum to come up to that value...:thumbsup:

                          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                            I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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                            Fatbuddha 1
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                            21 is just half of the truth.

                            You have the thought that modern physics just relay on assumptions, that somehow depends on a smile of a cat, which isn’t there.( Albert Einstein)

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                              I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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                              Muneeb R Baig
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                              3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

                              -muneeb A thing of beauty is the joy forever.

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