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  • R rahul kulshreshtha

    I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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    J4amieC
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    1995 called and asked for their geek humour back. :rolleyes:

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    • R rahul kulshreshtha

      I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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      Dalek Dave
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      #3...People will only up-vote the truly original.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        #3...People will only up-vote the truly original.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        #3...People will only up-vote the truly original.

        There's got to be a way to get a quote from Corporal Jones in there somehow.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • R rahul kulshreshtha

          I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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          DaveAuld
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          #4 - I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

          Dave Don't forget to rate messages!
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          • R rahul kulshreshtha

            I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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            Corporal Agarn
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            There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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              #4 - I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

              Dave Don't forget to rate messages!
              Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn
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              Dalek Dave
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              I will upvote that back for you!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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                Dalek Dave
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                There are only 11 types of people, and half of them understand trinary.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  There are only 11 types of people, and half of them understand trinary.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  Good grief up for two minutes and already a 4 vote....

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                  • J J4amieC

                    1995 called and asked for their geek humour back. :rolleyes:

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    5!

                    Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter. Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      There are only 11 types of people, and half of them understand trinary.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      Several years ago, I was working on embedded software for a device that was being sold to major US airports - the eprom CRC16 checksum just happened to be "4FAA" :cool: - to which I announced "OK, no more changes!" (and no, I did not add any fluff code to get the checksum to come up to that value...:thumbsup:

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                      • R rahul kulshreshtha

                        I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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                        Fatbuddha 1
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                        21 is just half of the truth.

                        You have the thought that modern physics just relay on assumptions, that somehow depends on a smile of a cat, which isn’t there.( Albert Einstein)

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                        • R rahul kulshreshtha

                          I am starting a new thread. Here you can post a Funny Tag line about programming or computer. Please don't post any abusive or ... lines. Here is my contribution that I read it on codeproject: 1. My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features :laugh: 2. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... :zzz:

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                          Muneeb R Baig
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                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

                          -muneeb A thing of beauty is the joy forever.

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