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    Dalek Dave
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    My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Abhinav S
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      singletons

      A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object. I'm hopeless. :)

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        singletons

        A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object. I'm hopeless. :)

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        Dalek Dave
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        It restricts inheritance.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          It restricts inheritance.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Abhinav S
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          Sealed.

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            It restricts inheritance.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            MidwestLimey
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            I have found from experience, however, that inheritance requires an inordinate amount of resources and time,

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              My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              soap brain
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

              I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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                My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Dan Mos
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                Why would I do such a thing(get married)? I'd rather start VB6-ing, VBA-ing you name it. :)

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                  Why would I do such a thing(get married)? I'd rather start VB6-ing, VBA-ing you name it. :)

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                  CPallini
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                  Well, but you'll probably marry instead of coboling... :rolleyes:

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                    My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Lost User
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                    Nicely done Michelle.

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      singletons

                      A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object. I'm hopeless. :)

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                      WillemM
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                      Abhinav S wrote:

                      A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object.

                      Sometimes code is shockingly similar to life itself. Now where did I put that VBA macro to bend the matrix back into shape?

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                        I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                        I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

                        I used to think like you, but somebody has married even Dalek. That gives me hope. :) Just a joke, Dave. Just a joke.

                        “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                          I have found from experience, however, that inheritance requires an inordinate amount of resources and time,

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          But it's fun. :)

                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                            My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Rajesh R Subramanian
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                            Carlo is married, and he had a different story to tell. :confused:

                            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                              My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Rama Krishna Vavilala
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Gone shopping with her friend

                              Girl friend or a boy friend?

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Gone shopping with her friend

                                Girl friend or a boy friend?

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Girl friend

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Douglas Troy
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                                  Why I love Michelle. Because today she fooled Dave into believing that she's gone "out shopping with a girl-friend", when in fact, she's on a plane flying to me right now. While we've never met, never seen each other and don't know anything about one another, I feel we have something special; like one of those foreign murder mystery novels, with secret lives, twisting plots, car chase scenes and ... mystery. They always have those hot, steamy romances, government double agents, trench coats and black umbrellas with those fake sword handles that are really laser pointers. But it's really the little things that make a mystery novel great. Those little unexpected surprises that subconsciously you might have considered, but don't really hit you until you start asking yourself questions like - Doug said "Murder mystery novel", but no one's died. And that's when it hits you ... the chocolate milk is poisoned. Life is not so good, you know, being that Dave's just been poisoned and all. :cool:


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                                    My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                    My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)

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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                                      I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      That so reminds me of an XKCD... wish I could find it.

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                                        I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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                                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                                        That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.

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                                          My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)

                                          CQ de W5ALT

                                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          *takes notes*

                                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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