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  • D Dalek Dave

    My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Lost User
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    Nicely done Michelle.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      singletons

      A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object. I'm hopeless. :)

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      Abhinav S wrote:

      A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object.

      Sometimes code is shockingly similar to life itself. Now where did I put that VBA macro to bend the matrix back into shape?

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      • S soap brain

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

        I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

        I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

        I used to think like you, but somebody has married even Dalek. That gives me hope. :) Just a joke, Dave. Just a joke.

        “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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          I have found from experience, however, that inheritance requires an inordinate amount of resources and time,

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          But it's fun. :)

          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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          • D Dalek Dave

            My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

            Carlo is married, and he had a different story to tell. :confused:

            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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            • D Dalek Dave

              My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Rama Krishna Vavilala
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Gone shopping with her friend

              Girl friend or a boy friend?

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Gone shopping with her friend

                Girl friend or a boy friend?

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                Dalek Dave
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                Girl friend

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Douglas Troy
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                  Why I love Michelle. Because today she fooled Dave into believing that she's gone "out shopping with a girl-friend", when in fact, she's on a plane flying to me right now. While we've never met, never seen each other and don't know anything about one another, I feel we have something special; like one of those foreign murder mystery novels, with secret lives, twisting plots, car chase scenes and ... mystery. They always have those hot, steamy romances, government double agents, trench coats and black umbrellas with those fake sword handles that are really laser pointers. But it's really the little things that make a mystery novel great. Those little unexpected surprises that subconsciously you might have considered, but don't really hit you until you start asking yourself questions like - Doug said "Murder mystery novel", but no one's died. And that's when it hits you ... the chocolate milk is poisoned. Life is not so good, you know, being that Dave's just been poisoned and all. :cool:


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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Dr Walt Fair PE
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                    My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                      I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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                      That so reminds me of an XKCD... wish I could find it.

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                      • S soap brain

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                        I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

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                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                        That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.

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                        • D Dr Walt Fair PE

                          My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)

                          CQ de W5ALT

                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                          *takes notes*

                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                            *takes notes*

                            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                            Dr Walt Fair PE
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                            The trick is that every time we walk by a dress/hat/shoe store I also ask the same thing. She rarely buys and neither do I, but we both respect the others wants. Works wonders!

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                              The trick is that every time we walk by a dress/hat/shoe store I also ask the same thing. She rarely buys and neither do I, but we both respect the others wants. Works wonders!

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                              Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian
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                              Excellent. :cool:

                              “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                                I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.

                                I used to think like you, but somebody has married even Dalek. That gives me hope. :) Just a joke, Dave. Just a joke.

                                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                It's proof that care in the community has gone too far.

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                                • A Abhinav S

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  singletons

                                  A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object. I'm hopeless. :)

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  Abhinav S wrote:

                                  A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object.

                                  "Forgive me Father, for I have Singletoned[^]". :doh: - Kevlin Henney, ACCU Conference 2007.

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                                    Well, but you'll probably marry instead of coboling... :rolleyes:

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                                    Dan Mos
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                                    true :thumbsup: That was more of a joke. I actually have a girlfriend for some time now. Maybe I'm goint to be "happy" pretty soon. :)

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      "I bought this for you, X Michelle"

                                      If you ever find out who this 'X' guy is, I'll get him for you!

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                        That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.

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                                        soap brain
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                                        CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                        That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.

                                        Is that a ... compliment? :confused:

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                                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.

                                          Carlo is married, and he had a different story to tell. :confused:

                                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                          CPallini
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                                          Oh, I've a lot of stories...Expecially when :beer: powered. :-D

                                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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