Why I love Michelle
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My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Why I love Michelle. Because today she fooled Dave into believing that she's gone "out shopping with a girl-friend", when in fact, she's on a plane flying to me right now. While we've never met, never seen each other and don't know anything about one another, I feel we have something special; like one of those foreign murder mystery novels, with secret lives, twisting plots, car chase scenes and ... mystery. They always have those hot, steamy romances, government double agents, trench coats and black umbrellas with those fake sword handles that are really laser pointers. But it's really the little things that make a mystery novel great. Those little unexpected surprises that subconsciously you might have considered, but don't really hit you until you start asking yourself questions like - Doug said "Murder mystery novel", but no one's died. And that's when it hits you ... the chocolate milk is poisoned. Life is not so good, you know, being that Dave's just been poisoned and all. :cool:
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My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Dalek Dave wrote:
All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.
I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.
That so reminds me of an XKCD... wish I could find it.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.
I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.
That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
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My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
*takes notes*
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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*takes notes*
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
The trick is that every time we walk by a dress/hat/shoe store I also ask the same thing. She rarely buys and neither do I, but we both respect the others wants. Works wonders!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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The trick is that every time we walk by a dress/hat/shoe store I also ask the same thing. She rarely buys and neither do I, but we both respect the others wants. Works wonders!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Excellent. :cool:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
I'm really not convinced that anybody would want to marry me, ever.
I used to think like you, but somebody has married even Dalek. That gives me hope. :) Just a joke, Dave. Just a joke.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
It's proof that care in the community has gone too far.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
singletons
A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object. I'm hopeless. :)
Abhinav S wrote:
A Design pattern used to restrict the instantiation of a class to one object.
"Forgive me Father, for I have Singletoned[^]". :doh: - Kevlin Henney, ACCU Conference 2007.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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Well, but you'll probably marry instead of coboling... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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My wife has gone out to play, (Gone shopping with her friend), and I just went to see if there was anything to snack on and found a bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge with a note on it saying "I bought this for you, X Michelle". She didn't tell me, just left it as a pleasant surprise. Isn't love wonderful. It is these little things that make life great! All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
"I bought this for you, X Michelle"
If you ever find out who this 'X' guy is, I'll get him for you!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.
Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined (High Quality 2:14:01)[^] Watch the Fall of the Republic (High Quality 2:24:19)[^] The Truthbox[^]
CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
That's because you don't have devil tattoos and piercings, worship celebrates, and grovel to group-think.
Is that a ... compliment? :confused:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
All you singletons out there, get married, life is good.
Carlo is married, and he had a different story to tell. :confused:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
Oh, I've a lot of stories...Expecially when :beer: powered. :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Gone shopping with her friend
Girl friend or a boy friend?
Girl friend, of course. Dave goes out with his boy friend. :-D
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles] -
My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?" It would take a long time to train another one like that! :)
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
Walt Fair, Jr. wrote:
My wifey nearly always asks me when we walk by anything electronic "Do you need one of those? Are you sure you don't? If we can afford it, why don't you get one anyway?"
I've never been into wife-swapping, but...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That so reminds me of an XKCD... wish I could find it.
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Nope, but my girlfriend does perfectly fit that formula. :-\ The XKCD I was thinking of had something to do with a guy aspiring to marry a woman who only wanted him for his money or something of that sort (because he couldn't imagine a woman actually wanting him for who he is).