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Shhhh! - I'm watching the snooker!!!

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  • M martin_hughes

    X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| Now go and take your perverted snooker fantasies elsewhere. I have some granny porn to watch. Something saintly to do with my time.

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    Alan Beasley
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    I aim to please, Can you give me your aunt's number again, it seems to have got stuck to some other Polaroid’s I was looking at... :-O

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      The story telling was thrilling. The atmosphere, the characterisation, the build up... My god, the pathos was superb - there were tears in our eyes when the Greco wrestling took part, and when your mother started juggling those balls with her feet, the whole cinema rose up as one to cheer. BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

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      You can have the gerbil, as well as 15 cats that I no longer have a use for... Not for cat lovers[^]

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      • J Joe Simes

        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

        BTW - did they ever get the gerbil back?

        X| Better that than an eel[^]

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        Alan Beasley
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        Now that is just a bridge too far. Mainly because that could be me one day... :-D

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        • A Alan Beasley

          It's about as interesting as watching your parents have sex, painful but somehow hypnotic... (God I need a therapist!) :-D Ok, i'm just plain bored... And, no I have never seen this, but the analogy fits!!! But I bet some of you have, but won't admit it... :laugh:

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          Luc Pattyn
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          great stuff in the final stage of frame 27 though. :)

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          • L Luc Pattyn

            great stuff in the final stage of frame 27 though. :)

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            Are my parents on the table??? :confused:

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            • A Alan Beasley

              Are my parents on the table??? :confused:

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              Luc Pattyn
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              Robertson is at the table right now. On his own. No, it's Dott again. :)

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              • M martin_hughes

                X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| X| Now go and take your perverted snooker fantasies elsewhere. I have some granny porn to watch. Something saintly to do with my time.

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Lordy, you've moved on to GILF.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                • L Luc Pattyn

                  Robertson is at the table right now. On his own. No, it's Dott again. :)

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                  He missed the brown didn't he! :laugh: But I'm English, So come on you Aussie!!!

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    Lordy, you've moved on to GILF.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                    Lordy, you've moved on to GILF.

                    I'm actually happy I had to look that up...

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                    • A Alan Beasley

                      He missed the brown didn't he! :laugh: But I'm English, So come on you Aussie!!!

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                      I can't see a brown at all, have you been fiddling with the controls again? :)

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                      • L Luc Pattyn

                        I can't see a brown at all, have you been fiddling with the controls again? :)

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                        yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :)

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                        • L Luc Pattyn

                          I can't see a brown at all, have you been fiddling with the controls again? :)

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                          Luc Pattyn wrote:

                          I can't see a brown at all, have you been fiddling with the controls again

                          It's time you invested in a colour TV... (The brown is next to the green) :-D

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                            Luc Pattyn wrote:

                            I can't see a brown at all, have you been fiddling with the controls again

                            It's time you invested in a colour TV... (The brown is next to the green) :-D

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                            you mean they are in the same pocket? in a few minutes, you'll have an opportunity to see an Englishman winning the final. The one with the funny glasses... :)

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              Lordy, you've moved on to GILF.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                              Well, that's the brilliance of the New Labour project, of course - women can quite legitimately now become grannies at the ripe old age of 33!

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                                you mean they are in the same pocket? in a few minutes, you'll have an opportunity to see an Englishman winning the final. The one with the funny glasses... :)

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                                Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                in a few minutes, you'll have an opportunity to see an Englishman winning the final. The one with the funny glasses...

                                Please, not puberty & the ZX Spectrum again...

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                                • M martin_hughes

                                  Well, that's the brilliance of the New Labour project, of course - women can quite legitimately now become grannies at the ripe old age of 33!

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                                  They can be great grandmothers at my age.

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                  • A Alan Beasley

                                    Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                    Lordy, you've moved on to GILF.

                                    I'm actually happy I had to look that up...

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                                    That's disturbing; I thought I'd made that up there. Why am I not surprised?

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      That's disturbing; I thought I'd made that up there. Why am I not surprised?

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                      No Pete, somewhere in the world, there are people sicker than a burning jock strap wearing Geordie!!! :-D A frightening thought I know...

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                                        Luc Pattyn wrote:

                                        in a few minutes, you'll have an opportunity to see an Englishman winning the final. The one with the funny glasses...

                                        Please, not puberty & the ZX Spectrum again...

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                                        I don't know, he calls himself Dennis. Dennis the Menace? Not sure what the neighbor will say about that. :)

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                                        • A Alan Beasley

                                          No Pete, somewhere in the world, there are people sicker than a burning jock strap wearing Geordie!!! :-D A frightening thought I know...

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                                          Now that's a level of depravity you just don't want to go.

                                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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