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It is a bad day when you don't learn something new.

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  • C CPallini

    So, stop boasting you married Michelle. :)

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    Marriage is the only sentance where you get time added on for good behaviour! :)

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      Marriage is the only sentance where you get time added on for good behaviour! :)

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Electron Shepherd
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      Marriage is a three-ring circus: First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring ... ... then the suffering!

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      • D Dalek Dave

        For reasons too dull to go into, I have today learnt a new word. Jactitation. It is an Offence Under English Law. Should a man or his wife boast of being married, they can be prosecuted for it.See Here[^]

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        Michel Godfroid
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        Does Ejactitation exist? Sounds more interesting.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          For reasons too dull to go into, I have today learnt a new word. Jactitation. It is an Offence Under English Law. Should a man or his wife boast of being married, they can be prosecuted for it.See Here[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Russell Jones
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          I read it that A was boasting that he/she was married to B but B denied it. B therefore files suit so that it is known that B is not married to A.

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            Marriage is the only sentance where you get time added on for good behaviour! :)

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Russell Jones
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            Marriage is not a word it's a sentence.

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            • R Russell Jones

              Marriage is not a word it's a sentence.

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              WiGgLr
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              you still haven't signed up for my stag do :(

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                you still haven't signed up for my stag do :(

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                Russell Jones
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                Done, the email turned up just I was going out for a run, oops.

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                  Done, the email turned up just I was going out for a run, oops.

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                  WiGgLr
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                  great news :) I really need to pop around some time to catch up and see your new(ish) place. Do you have white kitchen walls you'd like to "decorate"? ;)

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    For reasons too dull to go into, I have today learnt a new word. Jactitation. It is an Offence Under English Law. Should a man or his wife boast of being married, they can be prosecuted for it.See Here[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    It is an Offence Under English Law.

                    <PantoVoiceMode>Oh no it isn't![^]</PantoVoiceMode>

                    Wikipedia wrote:

                    The right to petition for jactitation of marriage was abolished by Section 61 of the Family Law Act 1986.

                    I have learnt that you can not make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      It is an Offence Under English Law.

                      <PantoVoiceMode>Oh no it isn't![^]</PantoVoiceMode>

                      Wikipedia wrote:

                      The right to petition for jactitation of marriage was abolished by Section 61 of the Family Law Act 1986.

                      I have learnt that you can not make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

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                      I cry WikiFoul. WikiFoul : the offence of posting something from Wikipedia without citing alternate, reputable sources.

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                        I cry WikiFoul. WikiFoul : the offence of posting something from Wikipedia without citing alternate, reputable sources.

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                        I feel that Wiki was appropriate for the panto theme of the rest of the message!

                        I have learnt that you can not make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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