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It is a bad day when you don't learn something new.

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Marriage is the only sentance where you get time added on for good behaviour! :)

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Electron Shepherd
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    Marriage is a three-ring circus: First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring ... ... then the suffering!

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    • D Dalek Dave

      For reasons too dull to go into, I have today learnt a new word. Jactitation. It is an Offence Under English Law. Should a man or his wife boast of being married, they can be prosecuted for it.See Here[^]

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Michel Godfroid
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      Does Ejactitation exist? Sounds more interesting.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        For reasons too dull to go into, I have today learnt a new word. Jactitation. It is an Offence Under English Law. Should a man or his wife boast of being married, they can be prosecuted for it.See Here[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Russell Jones
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        I read it that A was boasting that he/she was married to B but B denied it. B therefore files suit so that it is known that B is not married to A.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Marriage is the only sentance where you get time added on for good behaviour! :)

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Russell Jones
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          Marriage is not a word it's a sentence.

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          • R Russell Jones

            Marriage is not a word it's a sentence.

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            WiGgLr
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            you still haven't signed up for my stag do :(

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              you still haven't signed up for my stag do :(

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              Russell Jones
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              Done, the email turned up just I was going out for a run, oops.

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              • R Russell Jones

                Done, the email turned up just I was going out for a run, oops.

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                WiGgLr
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                great news :) I really need to pop around some time to catch up and see your new(ish) place. Do you have white kitchen walls you'd like to "decorate"? ;)

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  For reasons too dull to go into, I have today learnt a new word. Jactitation. It is an Offence Under English Law. Should a man or his wife boast of being married, they can be prosecuted for it.See Here[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  It is an Offence Under English Law.

                  <PantoVoiceMode>Oh no it isn't![^]</PantoVoiceMode>

                  Wikipedia wrote:

                  The right to petition for jactitation of marriage was abolished by Section 61 of the Family Law Act 1986.

                  I have learnt that you can not make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    It is an Offence Under English Law.

                    <PantoVoiceMode>Oh no it isn't![^]</PantoVoiceMode>

                    Wikipedia wrote:

                    The right to petition for jactitation of marriage was abolished by Section 61 of the Family Law Act 1986.

                    I have learnt that you can not make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    I cry WikiFoul. WikiFoul : the offence of posting something from Wikipedia without citing alternate, reputable sources.

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                      I cry WikiFoul. WikiFoul : the offence of posting something from Wikipedia without citing alternate, reputable sources.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      I feel that Wiki was appropriate for the panto theme of the rest of the message!

                      I have learnt that you can not make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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