What are they thinking?
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Would you get in an earth mover, and try driving it in a crowded area? Why then do people borrow someone else's huge pickup (Sierra 1500) and awkwardly try to back up in a convenience store parking lot without checking the rear. She looked like a 10yr old in it. Result: My civic ("I didn't see it!") has a smashed rear light and 1/4 panel, with cracked bumper cover. After the accident, she *tried* to repark the truck, gave up, leaving it in the lane while we exchanged info.
I need an app that will automatically deliver a new BBBBBBBBaBB (beautiful blonde bimbo brandishing bountiful bobbing bare breasts and bodacious butt) every day. John Simmons / outlaw programmer
Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles.
followed by...
Dalek Dave wrote:
I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
I guess we know who has the testicles in this relationship... ;P
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles.
followed by...
Dalek Dave wrote:
I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
I guess we know who has the testicles in this relationship... ;P
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
I have them and maintain them for her use!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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True, the worst are nearly as bad as men ;P
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
:thumbsup: I love it!
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True, the worst are nearly as bad as men ;P
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
When men drive, 95% of their brain is on 'Driving' and 5% is on Football/Women/Work. When women drive, 95 percent of their brain is on Shoes/Shopping/Children.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I was wondering how long it would be!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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When men drive, 95% of their brain is on 'Driving' and 5% is on Football/Women/Work. When women drive, 95 percent of their brain is on Shoes/Shopping/Children.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Dalek Dave wrote:
she has a bigger car than me!
I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder
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How delightfully phallic.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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get a sense of humour
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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get a sense of humour
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
why, are you going to say something funny ?
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How delightfully phallic.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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I was wondering how long it would be!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
That's what she said!
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why, are you going to say something funny ?
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There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
ragnaroknrol wrote:
And those with large vehicles.
Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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ragnaroknrol wrote:
And those with large vehicles.
Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)