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  • D Dalek Dave

    When men drive, 95% of their brain is on 'Driving' and 5% is on Football/Women/Work. When women drive, 95 percent of their brain is on Shoes/Shopping/Children.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Chris Losinger
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    grow up

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Ed Poore
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      she has a bigger car than me!

      You could solve that...[^]


      I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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      • E Ed Poore

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        she has a bigger car than me!

        You could solve that...[^]


        I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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        Lost User
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        How delightfully phallic.

        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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        • C Chris Losinger

          grow up

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          Lost User
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          See "optimism".

          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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            How delightfully phallic.

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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            Ed Poore
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            Well I thought he could go from one extreme to another.


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              grow up

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              Dalek Dave
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              get a sense of humour

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              • D Dalek Dave

                get a sense of humour

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Chris Losinger
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                why, are you going to say something funny ?

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                  How delightfully phallic.

                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                  ragnaroknrol
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                  There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.

                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I was wondering how long it would be!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    That's what she said!

                    [Forum Guidelines]

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                      why, are you going to say something funny ?

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Not I[^] sfw

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      • R ragnaroknrol

                        There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.

                        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        ragnaroknrol wrote:

                        And those with large vehicles.

                        Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                          ragnaroknrol wrote:

                          And those with large vehicles.

                          Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                          ragnaroknrol
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                          It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?

                          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                          • R ragnaroknrol

                            It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?

                            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                            Ian Shlasko
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                            And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.

                            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                              And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.

                              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                              ragnaroknrol
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                              If it was a submarine, it'd be full of sea men. a subway can probably adopt a similar wording pattern.

                              If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                If it was a submarine, it'd be full of sea men. a subway can probably adopt a similar wording pattern.

                                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                Ian Shlasko
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                                During Fleet Week[^], it often is.

                                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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                                • I Ian Shlasko

                                  During Fleet Week[^], it often is.

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  ragnaroknrol
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                                  Insert obligatory "during fleet week a LOT of things are" comment here...

                                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                    Insert obligatory "during fleet week a LOT of things are" comment here...

                                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                    Heh... I just realized... That's next week... We're going to be flooded with-- Ok, I guess everyone knows where this is going.

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                      Heh... I just realized... That's next week... We're going to be flooded with-- Ok, I guess everyone knows where this is going.

                                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Naval personnel?

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                        Naval personnel?

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        Navel usually :) "A bachelor is a man who goes to bed with a problem on his mind and wakes with a solution on his belly"

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I have them and maintain them for her use!

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                          Joe Simes
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                                          But her's are bigger? ;P

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