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    Harvey Saayman
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    Geek Joke of the day:

    Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

    :laugh:

    Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

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      Geek Joke of the day:

      Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

      :laugh:

      Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

      modified on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:02 AM

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      Adam Maras
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      I feel obligated to include the classic:

      Your mother is so fat, she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time.

      Adam Maras | Software Developer Microsoft Certified Professional Developer

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        I feel obligated to include the classic:

        Your mother is so fat, she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time.

        Adam Maras | Software Developer Microsoft Certified Professional Developer

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        Dalek Dave
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        GOTO fridge

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • H Harvey Saayman

          Geek Joke of the day:

          Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

          :laugh:

          Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

          modified on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:02 AM

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          leppie
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          Harvey S wrote:

          Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

          Or if you were using Scheme, stuck in an infinite loop :)

          xacc.ide
          IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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          • H Harvey Saayman

            Geek Joke of the day:

            Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

            :laugh:

            Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

            modified on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:02 AM

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            Simon P Stevens
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            Harvey S wrote:

            Your mother is so fat...

            I believe the correct spelling is "Yo mamma".

            Simon

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            • H Harvey Saayman

              Geek Joke of the day:

              Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

              :laugh:

              Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming) 1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111

              modified on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:02 AM

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              Abhinav S
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              I found this on the Internet - just could not resist posting it here. "Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet." :)

              My signature "sucks" today

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