Slow day in the lounge...........
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I'm out in the sunshine... naked. A few minutes ago, I heard a woman scream. She must have stepped on a nail.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
daveauld wrote:
everybody except me must be outside in the sunshine and not at work
I'm not out in the sunshine and I'm not at work. :)
My signature "sucks" today
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I'm out in the sunshine... naked. A few minutes ago, I heard a woman scream. She must have stepped on a nail.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Im guessing on the toilet. lol :laugh:
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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Or her binoculars were too hot to hold.
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In both cases her eyes would be burning :)
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I'm out in the sunshine... naked. A few minutes ago, I heard a woman scream. She must have stepped on a nail.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I heard a woman scream.
So Elena did find you. Good. Please keep us informed (especially PIEBALD). :)
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Yup, outside enjoying a frigid gale-force wind, pulling greasewood stumps with my truck and digging up dead agave plants, transporting two grape vines and a trio of arbor vitae shrubs to a new home, then grilling jalapenos stuffed with sausage and cheese on a barbeque that has trouble staying lit in this wind. Now I'm stuffed, too, feeling sandblasted to boot, and I'm out of beer. Time for a scotch, I think.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Yup, outside enjoying a frigid gale-force wind, pulling greasewood stumps with my truck and digging up dead agave plants, transporting two grape vines and a trio of arbor vitae shrubs to a new home, then grilling jalapenos stuffed with sausage and cheese on a barbeque that has trouble staying lit in this wind. Now I'm stuffed, too, feeling sandblasted to boot, and I'm out of beer. Time for a scotch, I think.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
digging up dead agave plants
Are they any easier than the live ones? I spent a few hours ripping just one of the big ones out and my arms were covered with blisters for at least a week. After you get past the insanely sharp spines, the interior is filled with even nastier stuff. I guess that's how tequila was invented, they boiled it down and drank it out of spite.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
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Roger Wright wrote:
digging up dead agave plants
Are they any easier than the live ones? I spent a few hours ripping just one of the big ones out and my arms were covered with blisters for at least a week. After you get past the insanely sharp spines, the interior is filled with even nastier stuff. I guess that's how tequila was invented, they boiled it down and drank it out of spite.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
I didn't know the sap was so caustic; I didn't get any on me. The dead one I just rocked back a forth a few times and then pulled straight up. It came apart at ground level, and I then had to remove the subsurface bits a little at a time. Moving the 40+ "babies" around it was a little more strenuous, but not too difficult, as we'd soaked the ground the night before. By the way, it's worth the extra time to clip the sharp points off all the leaves before starting, and doesn't hurt the plant a bit. :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I heard a woman scream.
So Elena did find you. Good. Please keep us informed (especially PIEBALD). :)
Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles]
I only read formatted code with indentation, so please use PRE tags for code snippets.
I'm not participating in frackin' Q&A, so if you want my opinion, ask away in a real forum (or on my profile page).
I had a golf ball with me, so if it was elana, I didn't notice.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
