Math problem 42
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
Is that colours or colors? Word of hour: Flocculation
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I can't see no cans, can you? :confused:
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
Depending upon configuration parameters, ie. are you right handed or left handed?, you must place all 24 cans with in reach of said hand. Grasp a full can with this hand and rotate your arm around until you other hand can be used to open the can you are holding. Be careful not to spill any. With the can opened, now bring the can up to one's mouth and fully drain the can into your mouth, swallowing as needed. Again take extreme care to not spill anyway. Once the can is empty, you should move the can away from your mouth and transfer the empty can to your empty hand and now hurl that can as far away as possible. Repeat this process as many times as you can until all 24 cans of beer have been consumed. It is recommended to not operate heavy equipment or engage in driving should you follow this procedure. Loss of life may ensue. Good Luck. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Depending upon configuration parameters, ie. are you right handed or left handed?, you must place all 24 cans with in reach of said hand. Grasp a full can with this hand and rotate your arm around until you other hand can be used to open the can you are holding. Be careful not to spill any. With the can opened, now bring the can up to one's mouth and fully drain the can into your mouth, swallowing as needed. Again take extreme care to not spill anyway. Once the can is empty, you should move the can away from your mouth and transfer the empty can to your empty hand and now hurl that can as far away as possible. Repeat this process as many times as you can until all 24 cans of beer have been consumed. It is recommended to not operate heavy equipment or engage in driving should you follow this procedure. Loss of life may ensue. Good Luck. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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I can't see no cans, can you? :confused:
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Depending upon configuration parameters, ie. are you right handed or left handed?, you must place all 24 cans with in reach of said hand. Grasp a full can with this hand and rotate your arm around until you other hand can be used to open the can you are holding. Be careful not to spill any. With the can opened, now bring the can up to one's mouth and fully drain the can into your mouth, swallowing as needed. Again take extreme care to not spill anyway. Once the can is empty, you should move the can away from your mouth and transfer the empty can to your empty hand and now hurl that can as far away as possible. Repeat this process as many times as you can until all 24 cans of beer have been consumed. It is recommended to not operate heavy equipment or engage in driving should you follow this procedure. Loss of life may ensue. Good Luck. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Or use 'The Dentist's Chair'
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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You, good Sir, are a technical writer in hiding. I shall follow this manual to the letter. P.S.: The notes about not spilling are redundant. I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse. //L
Media2r wrote:
I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse.
I agree with you. Alcohol should not be misused, it should be used for it's primary purpose. And I will be using a lot of it tonight! :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Media2r wrote:
I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse.
I agree with you. Alcohol should not be misused, it should be used for it's primary purpose. And I will be using a lot of it tonight! :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
it's
And another one!
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
Enema, but you will die from it.
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You, good Sir, are a technical writer in hiding. I shall follow this manual to the letter. P.S.: The notes about not spilling are redundant. I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse. //L
Media2r wrote:
You, good Sir, are a technical writer in hiding
I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks. :) And I never drink and drive. You never know when you might hit a bump and spill some. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Dalek Dave wrote:
it's
And another one!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Enema, but you will die from it.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Enema
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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Media2r wrote:
I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse.
I agree with you. Alcohol should not be misused, it should be used for it's primary purpose. And I will be using a lot of it tonight! :)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Dalek Dave wrote:
it's
And another one!
It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Enema, but you will die from it.
Not opening the cans could make that very painful. :(
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Enema
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
Henry Minute wrote:
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
An enema is where Shit comes out, Newcastle Brown is where... Well you get the picture.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Henry Minute wrote:
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
An enema is where Shit comes out, Newcastle Brown is where... Well you get the picture.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I thought very carefully about which beverage to use in that post. :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments.
It's Friday, it's late, I'm busy, my brain hurts. FTFY. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
I imagine that specific delivery methods are more important than can configuration. Such methods include shotgun, beer-bong, and ethanol central line IV.
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