Math problem 42
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You, good Sir, are a technical writer in hiding. I shall follow this manual to the letter. P.S.: The notes about not spilling are redundant. I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse. //L
Media2r wrote:
You, good Sir, are a technical writer in hiding
I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks. :) And I never drink and drive. You never know when you might hit a bump and spill some. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Dalek Dave wrote:
it's
And another one!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Enema, but you will die from it.
Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Enema
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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Media2r wrote:
I am chairman in my local chapter of People Against Alcohol Abuse.
I agree with you. Alcohol should not be misused, it should be used for it's primary purpose. And I will be using a lot of it tonight! :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
it's
And another one!
It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Enema, but you will die from it.
Not opening the cans could make that very painful. :(
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Ravel H. Joyce wrote:
Enema
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
Henry Minute wrote:
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
An enema is where Shit comes out, Newcastle Brown is where... Well you get the picture.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Henry Minute wrote:
I'm not familiar with that brand. Is it anything like Newcastle Brown?
An enema is where Shit comes out, Newcastle Brown is where... Well you get the picture.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I thought very carefully about which beverage to use in that post. :-D
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments.
It's Friday, it's late, I'm busy, my brain hurts. FTFY. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
I imagine that specific delivery methods are more important than can configuration. Such methods include shotgun, beer-bong, and ethanol central line IV.
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It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
it being Friday it can only get worse. the middle it being your spelling. a kind of pernicketus interruptus. :)
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
Recumbent.
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It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Your forgiven.
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Is that colours or colors? Word of hour: Flocculation
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
Pour it all on the ground, take off all of your clothes, roll around in the beer, and absorb it through osmosis.
Media2r wrote:
What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer?
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
With Memorial Day weekend about to commence, followed by a week of vacation, I should have an answer for you - fully optimized - within 9 days. My research will start from a sitting position, on the lounge chair on my porch this evening, with initial conditions consisting of a beer-filled fridge, one beer in each hand, two on ice nearby, and a loaded pellet gun with which to entertain the pigeons that are brash enough to invade my dove feeder. The experiment may proceed in almost any direction from there, but I should have some excellent empirical results for you by the time I return to work.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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With Memorial Day weekend about to commence, followed by a week of vacation, I should have an answer for you - fully optimized - within 9 days. My research will start from a sitting position, on the lounge chair on my porch this evening, with initial conditions consisting of a beer-filled fridge, one beer in each hand, two on ice nearby, and a loaded pellet gun with which to entertain the pigeons that are brash enough to invade my dove feeder. The experiment may proceed in almost any direction from there, but I should have some excellent empirical results for you by the time I return to work.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
What is this between you and the poor pigeons?
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With Memorial Day weekend about to commence, followed by a week of vacation, I should have an answer for you - fully optimized - within 9 days. My research will start from a sitting position, on the lounge chair on my porch this evening, with initial conditions consisting of a beer-filled fridge, one beer in each hand, two on ice nearby, and a loaded pellet gun with which to entertain the pigeons that are brash enough to invade my dove feeder. The experiment may proceed in almost any direction from there, but I should have some excellent empirical results for you by the time I return to work.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L
Haha, I've always said my drinking problem was that I only have one mouth.