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  • M Media2r

    I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    I imagine that specific delivery methods are more important than can configuration. Such methods include shotgun, beer-bong, and ethanol central line IV.

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      Luc Pattyn
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      it being Friday it can only get worse. the middle it being your spelling. a kind of pernicketus interruptus. :)

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      • M Media2r

        I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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        phannon86
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        What about a foam dome? :)

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        • M Media2r

          I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Recumbent.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            It is a Friday, it is late, I am busy, my brain is on Payments. Still no excuse though.

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            hairy_hats
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            Your forgiven.

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            • E Enver Maroshi

              Is that colours or colors? Word of hour: Flocculation

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              Caslen
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              It's colour of course - don't start that one again :)

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              • M Media2r

                I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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                Michael Bergman
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                Pour it all on the ground, take off all of your clothes, roll around in the beer, and absorb it through osmosis.

                Media2r wrote:

                What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer?

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                • M Media2r

                  I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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                  Roger Wright
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                  With Memorial Day weekend about to commence, followed by a week of vacation, I should have an answer for you - fully optimized - within 9 days. My research will start from a sitting position, on the lounge chair on my porch this evening, with initial conditions consisting of a beer-filled fridge, one beer in each hand, two on ice nearby, and a loaded pellet gun with which to entertain the pigeons that are brash enough to invade my dove feeder. The experiment may proceed in almost any direction from there, but I should have some excellent empirical results for you by the time I return to work.

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                  • R Roger Wright

                    With Memorial Day weekend about to commence, followed by a week of vacation, I should have an answer for you - fully optimized - within 9 days. My research will start from a sitting position, on the lounge chair on my porch this evening, with initial conditions consisting of a beer-filled fridge, one beer in each hand, two on ice nearby, and a loaded pellet gun with which to entertain the pigeons that are brash enough to invade my dove feeder. The experiment may proceed in almost any direction from there, but I should have some excellent empirical results for you by the time I return to work.

                    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                    Single Step Debugger
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                    What is this between you and the poor pigeons?

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                    • R Roger Wright

                      With Memorial Day weekend about to commence, followed by a week of vacation, I should have an answer for you - fully optimized - within 9 days. My research will start from a sitting position, on the lounge chair on my porch this evening, with initial conditions consisting of a beer-filled fridge, one beer in each hand, two on ice nearby, and a loaded pellet gun with which to entertain the pigeons that are brash enough to invade my dove feeder. The experiment may proceed in almost any direction from there, but I should have some excellent empirical results for you by the time I return to work.

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                      Dan Neely
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                      I don't think Tom had high velocity lead poisoning in mind when he went to the park. :laugh:

                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                      • M Media2r

                        I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        Haha, I've always said my drinking problem was that I only have one mouth.

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                        • M Media2r

                          I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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                          Brady Kelly
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                          Pour themm into mugs, much easier access and flow.

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                          • M Media2r

                            I have 24 cans of beer, two hands and one mouth. What would be the most efficient configuration for consumption of the beer? I prefer TJPG to TGIF. They're mostly the same, but TJPG has more colours. //L

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            Use duct tape to create one very tall can of beer - use a crane to lift the botton and open your mouth...I'll leave it to you to figure out how to get the holes in the in-between cans :rolleyes:

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