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      Shivamkalra wrote:

      more will be coming this week..

      Why ? Are you scared people may like you ?

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        This joke was created my me only..more will be coming this week..

        For the love of god and all things holy, NO...

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          chethu665
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          :(( :(( . not just tears blood coming out of it .

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            Vikram A Punathambekar
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            Shivamkalra wrote:

            Worst joke ever..

            For once, we agree.

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              Yusuf
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              Shivamkalra wrote:

              more will be coming this week..

              please no, no, nooooooooooooooo we'd enough. we'd already crowned you jackass 'tard

              Yusuf May I help you?

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                Dave Kreskowiak
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                Not only that, but you are the worst comedian ever.

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                  thatraja
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                  Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

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                    Shivamkalra wrote:

                    more will be coming this week..

                    Why ? Are you scared people may like you ?

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    He must be going for a world record in 1 votes :sigh:

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                      Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

                      thatraja


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                      _Damian S_
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                      Have a 5 vote on me!

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                        Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

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                        thatraja wrote:

                        i'm trying to improve myself

                        That's where you're going wrong, because humans are pathologically incapable of improving themselves. Besides, it's much more fun to try to improve others, by bitching, moaning, and nagging (ask 50% of humans, and they'll tell you it works -- but the other 50% isn't so sure).

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                          I have just given you a five. :sigh: Please do not think this is in any way in recognition of your humour, or lack thereof. Please consider it, rather, as a bribe to cease and desist such posts. Alternatively, you may wish to consider it as a contribution to your pension, upon your imminent retirement as a failed comedian. :suss:

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

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                              Lost User
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                              It's not even bad, simply not a joke.

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                                Worse than the joke - you don't spell banana like that!

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                                  Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

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                                  Amar Chaudhary
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                                  thatraja wrote:

                                  i had many 1 votes(around 20!)

                                  Now you need to try again - SB[^] is a better playground for this.

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                                    Shivamkalra wrote:

                                    This joke was created my me only..

                                    The worst thing is, that you are even proud of having created this horrible "joke".

                                    "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                                      He must be going for a world record in 1 votes :sigh:

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                                      Steve Mayfield wrote:

                                      He must be going for a world record in 1 votes

                                      Your right on that one, I've never seen a post with so many 1 votes :laugh:


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                                        Shivamkalra wrote:

                                        This joke was created my me only..

                                        The worst thing is, that you are even proud of having created this horrible "joke".

                                        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        Ironically, it's much better than the ones he thinks are good.

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                                          Take a look at your reputation graph and see how that one "joke" screwed with your reputation!

                                          Pete

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