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    chethu665
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    :(( :(( . not just tears blood coming out of it .

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      Vikram A Punathambekar
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      Shivamkalra wrote:

      Worst joke ever..

      For once, we agree.

      Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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        Yusuf
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        Shivamkalra wrote:

        more will be coming this week..

        please no, no, nooooooooooooooo we'd enough. we'd already crowned you jackass 'tard

        Yusuf May I help you?

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          Dave Kreskowiak
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          Not only that, but you are the worst comedian ever.

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            thatraja
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            Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

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            • C Christian Graus

              Shivamkalra wrote:

              more will be coming this week..

              Why ? Are you scared people may like you ?

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              Steve Mayfield
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              He must be going for a world record in 1 votes :sigh:

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              • T thatraja

                Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

                thatraja


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                _Damian S_
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                Have a 5 vote on me!

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                • T thatraja

                  Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  thatraja wrote:

                  i'm trying to improve myself

                  That's where you're going wrong, because humans are pathologically incapable of improving themselves. Besides, it's much more fun to try to improve others, by bitching, moaning, and nagging (ask 50% of humans, and they'll tell you it works -- but the other 50% isn't so sure).

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                    Chris C B
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                    I have just given you a five. :sigh: Please do not think this is in any way in recognition of your humour, or lack thereof. Please consider it, rather, as a bribe to cease and desist such posts. Alternatively, you may wish to consider it as a contribution to your pension, upon your imminent retirement as a failed comedian. :suss:

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

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                        Lost User
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                        It's not even bad, simply not a joke.

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                          Caslen
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                          Worse than the joke - you don't spell banana like that!

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                          • T thatraja

                            Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

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                            Amar Chaudhary
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                            thatraja wrote:

                            i had many 1 votes(around 20!)

                            Now you need to try again - SB[^] is a better playground for this.

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                              Shivamkalra wrote:

                              This joke was created my me only..

                              The worst thing is, that you are even proud of having created this horrible "joke".

                              "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                                He must be going for a world record in 1 votes :sigh:

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                                LloydA111
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                                Steve Mayfield wrote:

                                He must be going for a world record in 1 votes

                                Your right on that one, I've never seen a post with so many 1 votes :laugh:


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                                  Shivamkalra wrote:

                                  This joke was created my me only..

                                  The worst thing is, that you are even proud of having created this horrible "joke".

                                  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  Ironically, it's much better than the ones he thinks are good.

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                                    Peter Mulholland
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                                    Take a look at your reputation graph and see how that one "joke" screwed with your reputation!

                                    Pete

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                                      You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                                      Nish Nishant
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                                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                      You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                                      Pete, I think it's a bigger shame that despite knowing his intent, guys like you reply to his threads. That's exactly what he wants. It's a pattern now. He posts some ridiculous verbal trash and immediately gets a dozen or two replies berating him for it. :|

                                      Regards, Nish


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                                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                        You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                                        Pete, I think it's a bigger shame that despite knowing his intent, guys like you reply to his threads. That's exactly what he wants. It's a pattern now. He posts some ridiculous verbal trash and immediately gets a dozen or two replies berating him for it. :|

                                        Regards, Nish


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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        I agree. It was only today that I realised he was trolling (I've been a bit slow here). My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad. At the point that he goes back to making a positive effort, I'll reply to him - from now on, I'm just going to ignore him.

                                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                          I agree. It was only today that I realised he was trolling (I've been a bit slow here). My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad. At the point that he goes back to making a positive effort, I'll reply to him - from now on, I'm just going to ignore him.

                                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                          Nish Nishant
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                                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                          My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad.

                                          Yes, that is quite surprising. That someone who can write reasonably decent articles has to be such a jerk in the forums.

                                          Regards, Nish


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