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  • S shivamkalra

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    Chris C B
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    I have just given you a five. :sigh: Please do not think this is in any way in recognition of your humour, or lack thereof. Please consider it, rather, as a bribe to cease and desist such posts. Alternatively, you may wish to consider it as a contribution to your pension, upon your imminent retirement as a failed comedian. :suss:

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    • S shivamkalra

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      Pete OHanlon
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      You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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      • S shivamkalra

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        It's not even bad, simply not a joke.

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        • S shivamkalra

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          Worse than the joke - you don't spell banana like that!

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          • T thatraja

            Please think many times before you post, because already i had many 1 votes(around 20!) for posted a worst joke SMS Serious Joke[^]. Also i'm a worst debator & i'm trying to improve myself. Note : Please don't increase the 1 votes for that post. Thanks.

            thatraja


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            Amar Chaudhary
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            thatraja wrote:

            i had many 1 votes(around 20!)

            Now you need to try again - SB[^] is a better playground for this.

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            • S shivamkalra

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              Shivamkalra wrote:

              This joke was created my me only..

              The worst thing is, that you are even proud of having created this horrible "joke".

              "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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              • S Steve Mayfield

                He must be going for a world record in 1 votes :sigh:

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                Steve Mayfield wrote:

                He must be going for a world record in 1 votes

                Your right on that one, I've never seen a post with so many 1 votes :laugh:


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                • S Smithers Jones

                  Shivamkalra wrote:

                  This joke was created my me only..

                  The worst thing is, that you are even proud of having created this horrible "joke".

                  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Ironically, it's much better than the ones he thinks are good.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  • S shivamkalra

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                    Peter Mulholland
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                    Take a look at your reputation graph and see how that one "joke" screwed with your reputation!

                    Pete

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                      Pete, I think it's a bigger shame that despite knowing his intent, guys like you reply to his threads. That's exactly what he wants. It's a pattern now. He posts some ridiculous verbal trash and immediately gets a dozen or two replies berating him for it. :|

                      Regards, Nish


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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                        Pete, I think it's a bigger shame that despite knowing his intent, guys like you reply to his threads. That's exactly what he wants. It's a pattern now. He posts some ridiculous verbal trash and immediately gets a dozen or two replies berating him for it. :|

                        Regards, Nish


                        Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                        I agree. It was only today that I realised he was trolling (I've been a bit slow here). My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad. At the point that he goes back to making a positive effort, I'll reply to him - from now on, I'm just going to ignore him.

                        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          I agree. It was only today that I realised he was trolling (I've been a bit slow here). My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad. At the point that he goes back to making a positive effort, I'll reply to him - from now on, I'm just going to ignore him.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad.

                          Yes, that is quite surprising. That someone who can write reasonably decent articles has to be such a jerk in the forums.

                          Regards, Nish


                          Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            My last part of the comment was in the futile hope that he might come to his senses and realise that his articles show that he can make a positive contribution - they aren't that bad.

                            Yes, that is quite surprising. That someone who can write reasonably decent articles has to be such a jerk in the forums.

                            Regards, Nish


                            Blog: blog.voidnish.com Most recent article: An MVVM friendly approach to adding system menu entries in a WPF application

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                            I don't think he is purposely being a jerk. I think he thinks they are actually funny. He is obviously receiving these jokes from a freind via SMS. He probably thinks this freind is 'funny' and 'zany' and so repeats the jokes he is sent by this freind on this forum under the falsely beleiving we will think he is funny and zany.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              You really are a troll. It's a shame because it looks like you have posted some articles with decent votes.

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              shivamkalra
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                              My ID was hacked by someone. :((

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