deathclock.com
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08/03/2054 I am determined to beat it! Ran it again, allowing for giving up smoking and losing a stone... I will make 2066, that makes me 99 years old when I die!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Another 56 years of late night rants ;-) I'm not sure what the current obsession with living for ever is and find it even stranger that a government that knows there is a pensions crisis looming tries to make everyone live for as long as possible. I gave up smoking and drinking a few years ago so the death clock gives me a long life but I've since taken up rock climbing and parachuting which must level the odds a little. Given the choice I'd rather go out in a flash in a crater of my own making than slowly decaying in a home where you can't recognise your family and friends and have to have help to perform the most basic functions. I might get some jumping t-shirts made up though with the death clock date on it, I can't die before then - I read it on the internet.
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Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P
Johnny J. wrote:
Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator...
Yes, it seems like that. Varies for me from June 25, 2028 to October 12, 2067 :laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.
pity no one bothered to notice that in assuming the infalability of Mayans: "Maya inscriptions that predict the future consistently show that they expected life to go on pretty much the same forever. At Palenque, for instance, they predicted that people in the year 4772 AD would be celebrating the anniversary of the coronation of their great king Pakal." I still say that the calendar making group lost their contract with the government and had to seek work in fast food.... The reason the calendar stopped being made was simply that there was no more funding, just like some contracts today. :)
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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That just means Death it a bit behind schedule, with the financial crisis and all he had to make some cut backs so... Don't worry he'll get to you soon :)
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
Don't worry he'll get to you soon Smile
he's a civil servant... we'll be lucky if he hasn't taken someone else here by accident...
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
5 March 2023 is my last day. I'll be sure to send you all a card. :((
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
Friday, December 4, 2043. Uhm, I'll be 91 years old. I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1, that way I don't have to make a payment.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Just for the heck of it, blow it up on Oct 14th and post the video here! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
I'm dying Christmas Eve. Saves buying presents for anyone.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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Friday, December 4, 2043. Uhm, I'll be 91 years old. I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year.
why?? it just may mean your gifts will stay with you... forever!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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I'm dying Christmas Eve. Saves buying presents for anyone.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
sign of a true optimist!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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hammerstein05 wrote:
I hope you put Sadistic in.
I can't... it says I am already dead... Your Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, January 19, 2002 Seconds left to live... 0 brains.... brains.... brains!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
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Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
hammerstein05 wrote:
Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
aged sweetbread again? :sigh:
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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Just for the heck of it, blow it up on Oct 14th and post the video here! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
If he was in it at the time, that'd make it a self-fulfilling prophecy. :)
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
It says I died 7 years ago :~
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1, that way I don't have to make a payment.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1
Maybe you die in a high speed car crash?
