deathclock.com
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Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
I'd make a strategically timed life insurance purchase and hope I was far enough ahead of the curve to beat the actuaries in trying to shut the swindle down. To hedge my bets I'd also take out insurance on the person who measured my life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life-Line[^]
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
"I am sorry your time has expired! Have a nice day" RIP Feb 12 2009 :rose: Wait a minute, how am I going to have a nice day if I am expired :doh: :~
Yusuf May I help you?
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Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
El Corazon wrote:
sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3
I hope you put Sadistic in.
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"I am sorry your time has expired! Have a nice day" RIP Feb 12 2009 :rose: Wait a minute, how am I going to have a nice day if I am expired :doh: :~
Yusuf May I help you?
That just means Death it a bit behind schedule, with the financial crisis and all he had to make some cut backs so... Don't worry he'll get to you soon :)
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El Corazon wrote:
sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3
I hope you put Sadistic in.
hammerstein05 wrote:
I hope you put Sadistic in.
I can't... it says I am already dead... Your Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, January 19, 2002 Seconds left to live... 0 brains.... brains.... brains!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
Oh God! I've got to hang around until 2028. I'm not sure that I can survive another 18 years of CP.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P
Johnny J. wrote:
Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator...
Yes, it seems like that. Varies for me from June 25, 2028 to October 12, 2067 :laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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08/03/2054 I am determined to beat it! Ran it again, allowing for giving up smoking and losing a stone... I will make 2066, that makes me 99 years old when I die!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Another 56 years of late night rants ;-) I'm not sure what the current obsession with living for ever is and find it even stranger that a government that knows there is a pensions crisis looming tries to make everyone live for as long as possible. I gave up smoking and drinking a few years ago so the death clock gives me a long life but I've since taken up rock climbing and parachuting which must level the odds a little. Given the choice I'd rather go out in a flash in a crater of my own making than slowly decaying in a home where you can't recognise your family and friends and have to have help to perform the most basic functions. I might get some jumping t-shirts made up though with the death clock date on it, I can't die before then - I read it on the internet.
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It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.
pity no one bothered to notice that in assuming the infalability of Mayans: "Maya inscriptions that predict the future consistently show that they expected life to go on pretty much the same forever. At Palenque, for instance, they predicted that people in the year 4772 AD would be celebrating the anniversary of the coronation of their great king Pakal." I still say that the calendar making group lost their contract with the government and had to seek work in fast food.... The reason the calendar stopped being made was simply that there was no more funding, just like some contracts today. :)
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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That just means Death it a bit behind schedule, with the financial crisis and all he had to make some cut backs so... Don't worry he'll get to you soon :)
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
Don't worry he'll get to you soon Smile
he's a civil servant... we'll be lucky if he hasn't taken someone else here by accident...
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
5 March 2023 is my last day. I'll be sure to send you all a card. :((
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
Friday, December 4, 2043. Uhm, I'll be 91 years old. I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1, that way I don't have to make a payment.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Just for the heck of it, blow it up on Oct 14th and post the video here! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
I'm dying Christmas Eve. Saves buying presents for anyone.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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Friday, December 4, 2043. Uhm, I'll be 91 years old. I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Chris Meech wrote:
I guess I'll have to miss Christmas that year.
why?? it just may mean your gifts will stay with you... forever!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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I'm dying Christmas Eve. Saves buying presents for anyone.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
sign of a true optimist!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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hammerstein05 wrote:
I hope you put Sadistic in.
I can't... it says I am already dead... Your Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, January 19, 2002 Seconds left to live... 0 brains.... brains.... brains!
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
Visit the back-room, there's some spare ones going.
