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  • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

    http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

    ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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    Oct 15 2010. I guess I should buy that 2011 Shelby Mustang round about September 1, that way I don't have to make a payment.

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    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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      Tom Deketelaere
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      Monday, March 28, 2050 Hmmm that would make me 67, just in time to enjoy my pension for 2 years (if the government doesn't change the pension age by then) Better be sure and start my pension early then :)

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      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

        ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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        Johnny J
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        It says that I should live to become 96 years old. Considering my habits and overweight, that's hardly likely. So I think you can take it with a grain of salt... :)

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        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

          Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

          Depends how much time I had left, I suppose, but if it wasn't very long and I was still not past it I'd definitely concentrate on having as much sex as possible... 'Sex is like money; only too much is enough.' John Updike.

          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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          • J Johnny J

            It says that I should live to become 96 years old. Considering my habits and overweight, that's hardly likely. So I think you can take it with a grain of salt... :)

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            Johnny J
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            Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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            • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

              http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

              ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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              Anthony Mushrow
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              Ah Deathclock, I've not been to that since I was in school. Still, it gives me until Friday July 12th, 2086 How would I feel you ask? That entirely depends on how soon it actually turned out to be.

              My current favourite quote is: Punch them in the face, see what happens!

              -SK Genius

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              • J Johnny J

                Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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                Tom Deketelaere
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                Really? I get the same date every time. And apparently if I stop smoking I'll live another 7 years :)

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                • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                  http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                  ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  08/03/2054 I am determined to beat it! Ran it again, allowing for giving up smoking and losing a stone... I will make 2066, that makes me 99 years old when I die!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                    Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                    Depends how much time I had left, I suppose, but if it wasn't very long and I was still not past it I'd definitely concentrate on having as much sex as possible... 'Sex is like money; only too much is enough.' John Updike.

                    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                    Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                    digital man wrote:

                    concentrate on having as much sex as possible...

                    I would rather try having with as many parteners as possible :laugh:

                    ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy? ~~~

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                    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                      Super Lloyd
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                      Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

                      A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                        ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                        Baconbutty
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                        Wednesday, June 17, 2015 at least I'll get one more World Cup in.

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                        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                          Peter Mulholland
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                          doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

                          Pete

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                            doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

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                            Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                            Peter Mulholland wrote:

                            I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

                            Popup blocker.

                            ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy? ~~~

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                            • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                              Peter Mulholland wrote:

                              I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

                              Popup blocker.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                              I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                              Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                                I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                                Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                                That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

                                ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                  That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

                                  ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  NP, glad to be of assistance :)

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                                    I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                                    Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    Simon P Stevens
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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                    And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                                    Simon

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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                      And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                                      Simon

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      I can't help myself. Asparagus Syndrome!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

                                        A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                                        Johnny J
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                                        Super Lloyd wrote:

                                        Says I should be dead!

                                        And you aren't? Guess you're not as sadistic as you'd like to think :laugh:

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                                        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                                          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                          El Corazon
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                                          Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P

                                          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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