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  • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

    http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

    ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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    Tom Deketelaere
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    Monday, March 28, 2050 Hmmm that would make me 67, just in time to enjoy my pension for 2 years (if the government doesn't change the pension age by then) Better be sure and start my pension early then :)

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    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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      Johnny J
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      It says that I should live to become 96 years old. Considering my habits and overweight, that's hardly likely. So I think you can take it with a grain of salt... :)

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      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

        ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

        Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

        Depends how much time I had left, I suppose, but if it wasn't very long and I was still not past it I'd definitely concentrate on having as much sex as possible... 'Sex is like money; only too much is enough.' John Updike.

        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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          It says that I should live to become 96 years old. Considering my habits and overweight, that's hardly likely. So I think you can take it with a grain of salt... :)

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          Johnny J
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          Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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          • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

            http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

            ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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            Anthony Mushrow
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            Ah Deathclock, I've not been to that since I was in school. Still, it gives me until Friday July 12th, 2086 How would I feel you ask? That entirely depends on how soon it actually turned out to be.

            My current favourite quote is: Punch them in the face, see what happens!

            -SK Genius

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            • J Johnny J

              Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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              Tom Deketelaere
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              Really? I get the same date every time. And apparently if I stop smoking I'll live another 7 years :)

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                Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                Depends how much time I had left, I suppose, but if it wasn't very long and I was still not past it I'd definitely concentrate on having as much sex as possible... 'Sex is like money; only too much is enough.' John Updike.

                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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                Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                digital man wrote:

                concentrate on having as much sex as possible...

                I would rather try having with as many parteners as possible :laugh:

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                • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                  http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                  ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  08/03/2054 I am determined to beat it! Ran it again, allowing for giving up smoking and losing a stone... I will make 2066, that makes me 99 years old when I die!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                    http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                    ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                    Super Lloyd
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                    Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

                    A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                      Baconbutty
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                      Wednesday, June 17, 2015 at least I'll get one more World Cup in.

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                      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                        ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                        Peter Mulholland
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                        doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

                        Pete

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                          doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

                          Pete

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                          Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                          Peter Mulholland wrote:

                          I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

                          Popup blocker.

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                          • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                            Peter Mulholland wrote:

                            I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

                            Popup blocker.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                            I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                            Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                              I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                              Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                              That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

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                                That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                NP, glad to be of assistance :)

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                                  I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                                  Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Simon P Stevens
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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                  And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                                  Simon

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                                    And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                                    Simon

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I can't help myself. Asparagus Syndrome!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

                                      A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                                      Johnny J
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                                      Super Lloyd wrote:

                                      Says I should be dead!

                                      And you aren't? Guess you're not as sadistic as you'd like to think :laugh:

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                                      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

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                                        El Corazon
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                                        Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P

                                        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                                          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                          Uros Calakovic
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                                          It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].

                                          The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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