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  • J Johnny J

    It says that I should live to become 96 years old. Considering my habits and overweight, that's hardly likely. So I think you can take it with a grain of salt... :)

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    Johnny J
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    Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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      Anthony Mushrow
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      Ah Deathclock, I've not been to that since I was in school. Still, it gives me until Friday July 12th, 2086 How would I feel you ask? That entirely depends on how soon it actually turned out to be.

      My current favourite quote is: Punch them in the face, see what happens!

      -SK Genius

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      • J Johnny J

        Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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        Tom Deketelaere
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        Really? I get the same date every time. And apparently if I stop smoking I'll live another 7 years :)

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        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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          Dalek Dave
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          08/03/2054 I am determined to beat it! Ran it again, allowing for giving up smoking and losing a stone... I will make 2066, that makes me 99 years old when I die!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

            Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

            Depends how much time I had left, I suppose, but if it wasn't very long and I was still not past it I'd definitely concentrate on having as much sex as possible... 'Sex is like money; only too much is enough.' John Updike.

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven nils illegitimus carborundum

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            Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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            digital man wrote:

            concentrate on having as much sex as possible...

            I would rather try having with as many parteners as possible :laugh:

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            • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

              http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

              ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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              Super Lloyd
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              Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

              A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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              • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                Baconbutty
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                Wednesday, June 17, 2015 at least I'll get one more World Cup in.

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                • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                  http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                  ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                  Peter Mulholland
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                  doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

                  Pete

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                    doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

                    Pete

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                    Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                    Peter Mulholland wrote:

                    I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

                    Popup blocker.

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                    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                      Peter Mulholland wrote:

                      I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

                      Popup blocker.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                      I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                      Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                        I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                        Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                        That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

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                        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                          That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          NP, glad to be of assistance :)

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                            I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                            Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Simon P Stevens
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                            And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                            Simon

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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                              And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                              Simon

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I can't help myself. Asparagus Syndrome!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              • S Super Lloyd

                                Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

                                A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                                Johnny J
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                                Super Lloyd wrote:

                                Says I should be dead!

                                And you aren't? Guess you're not as sadistic as you'd like to think :laugh:

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                                • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                  http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                                  ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                  El Corazon
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                                  Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P

                                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                  • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                    http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                                    ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                    Uros Calakovic
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                                    It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].

                                    The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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                                    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                                      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                      Dan Neely
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                                      I'd make a strategically timed life insurance purchase and hope I was far enough ahead of the curve to beat the actuaries in trying to shut the swindle down. To hedge my bets I'd also take out insurance on the person who measured my life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life-Line[^]

                                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

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                                        Yusuf
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                                        "I am sorry your time has expired! Have a nice day" RIP Feb 12 2009 :rose: Wait a minute, how am I going to have a nice day if I am expired :doh: :~

                                        Yusuf May I help you?

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                                        • E El Corazon

                                          Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P

                                          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                          hammerstein05
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                                          El Corazon wrote:

                                          sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3

                                          I hope you put Sadistic in.

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