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  • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

    http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

    ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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    Dalek Dave
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    08/03/2054 I am determined to beat it! Ran it again, allowing for giving up smoking and losing a stone... I will make 2066, that makes me 99 years old when I die!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

      http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

      ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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      Super Lloyd
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      Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

      A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

        ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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        Baconbutty
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        Wednesday, June 17, 2015 at least I'll get one more World Cup in.

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        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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          Peter Mulholland
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          doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

          Pete

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            doesn't work for me. I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF but can't be bothered figuring it out.

            Pete

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            Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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            Peter Mulholland wrote:

            I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

            Popup blocker.

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            • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

              Peter Mulholland wrote:

              I assume I have something it needs disabled on FF

              Popup blocker.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

              I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

              Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Mukesh Kumar Gupta
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                That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

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                • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                  That's fixed in prior post, a typo occured again. Thanks for pointing though, it's fixed on profile now ;)

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  NP, glad to be of assistance :)

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:

                    I don't have signature. Am I not enough trendy?

                    Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Simon P Stevens
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                    And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                    Simon

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Sorry to be Mr Picky, but it ought to be 'Am I not trendy enough?'

                      And that is exactly what makes you "not enough trendy". ;)

                      Simon

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      I can't help myself. Asparagus Syndrome!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      • S Super Lloyd

                        Says I should be dead! Maybe I shouldn't use the sadistic mode perhaps?! :rolleyes:

                        A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                        Johnny J
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                        Super Lloyd wrote:

                        Says I should be dead!

                        And you aren't? Guess you're not as sadistic as you'd like to think :laugh:

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                        • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                          http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                          ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                          El Corazon
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                          Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P

                          _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                          • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                            http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                            ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                            Uros Calakovic
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                            It doesn't seem to take into account the next end of the world[^].

                            The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.

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                            • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                              http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                              ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                              Dan Neely
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                              I'd make a strategically timed life insurance purchase and hope I was far enough ahead of the curve to beat the actuaries in trying to shut the swindle down. To hedge my bets I'd also take out insurance on the person who measured my life. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life-Line[^]

                              3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                              • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

                                ~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~

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                                Yusuf
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                                "I am sorry your time has expired! Have a nice day" RIP Feb 12 2009 :rose: Wait a minute, how am I going to have a nice day if I am expired :doh: :~

                                Yusuf May I help you?

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                                  Wednesday, January 19, 2039 Seconds left to live... 903,359,537 that's 903,350,000 seconds of care-free life and 9,537 seconds of dread.... sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3, knowing the date of death is a snap. ;P

                                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                  hammerstein05
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                                  El Corazon wrote:

                                  sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3

                                  I hope you put Sadistic in.

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                                    "I am sorry your time has expired! Have a nice day" RIP Feb 12 2009 :rose: Wait a minute, how am I going to have a nice day if I am expired :doh: :~

                                    Yusuf May I help you?

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                                    Tom Deketelaere
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                                    That just means Death it a bit behind schedule, with the financial crisis and all he had to make some cut backs so... Don't worry he'll get to you soon :)

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                                      El Corazon wrote:

                                      sounds like another marriage to me, I survived 3

                                      I hope you put Sadistic in.

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                                      El Corazon
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                                      hammerstein05 wrote:

                                      I hope you put Sadistic in.

                                      I can't... it says I am already dead... Your Personal Day of Death is... Saturday, January 19, 2002 Seconds left to live... 0 brains.... brains.... brains!

                                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                                      • M Mukesh Kumar Gupta

                                        http://www.deathclock.com/[^] Says I'll be on this planet till 10 Dec 2052. Nothing serious but how would you feel if you know date and time of your death in advance?

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Oh God! I've got to hang around until 2028. I'm not sure that I can survive another 18 years of CP.

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator... ;P

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                                          Paul Conrad
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                                          Johnny J. wrote:

                                          Just noticed: I get different dates every time I click the "Check Your Death Clock" button (without changing the data) This is a very fancy random number generator...

                                          Yes, it seems like that. Varies for me from June 25, 2028 to October 12, 2067 :laugh:

                                          "The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon "Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham

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