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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
This joke made more sense when it referred to Dubya winning in 2000 :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
how odd that "the American people", who gave Obama a decisive victory in 2008, would immediately think they were screwed. why it's almost as if the person who wrote that has imagined his own opinions are shared by most of the country.... a common failing of people with such opinions, it seems.
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how odd that "the American people", who gave Obama a decisive victory in 2008, would immediately think they were screwed. why it's almost as if the person who wrote that has imagined his own opinions are shared by most of the country.... a common failing of people with such opinions, it seems.
Chris Losinger wrote:
how odd that "the American people", who gave Obama a decisive victory in 2008, would immediately think they were screwed.
True, it took about a year.
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Mukesh Kumar Gupta wrote:
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
This joke made more sense when it referred to Dubya winning in 2000 :)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)it really did, especially since W lost the popular vote.
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how odd that "the American people", who gave Obama a decisive victory in 2008, would immediately think they were screwed. why it's almost as if the person who wrote that has imagined his own opinions are shared by most of the country.... a common failing of people with such opinions, it seems.
Chris Losinger wrote:
why it's almost as if the person who wrote that has imagined his own opinions are shared by most of the country.... a common failing of people with such opinions, it seems.
It is the same failing of anyone who utters the phrase "Most Americans" since no one can no most Americans. This is of course usually said by the pundits on TV.
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."
~~~ I don't have signature. Am I not trendy enough? ~~~
There are only a few professions older than this joke... :-\ Flynn
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how odd that "the American people", who gave Obama a decisive victory in 2008, would immediately think they were screwed. why it's almost as if the person who wrote that has imagined his own opinions are shared by most of the country.... a common failing of people with such opinions, it seems.
True. The "Oh ****" feeling took hold slowly, over the course of the next year as Obama began to dismantle the economy and send the country into the tailspin we're in now. In that year, he's increased the deficit as much as W did in his entire presidency.
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True. The "Oh ****" feeling took hold slowly, over the course of the next year as Obama began to dismantle the economy and send the country into the tailspin we're in now. In that year, he's increased the deficit as much as W did in his entire presidency.
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Hired Mind wrote:
as Obama began to dismantle the economy
dismantle the economy. right. and then he forced everyone to get gay muslim abortions at the state run re-education centers in Kenya, while doing coke off Rev Wrights naked ass. http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/recoveryanniversary/[^]
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Hired Mind wrote:
as Obama began to dismantle the economy
dismantle the economy. right. and then he forced everyone to get gay muslim abortions at the state run re-education centers in Kenya, while doing coke off Rev Wrights naked ass. http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/recoveryanniversary/[^]
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My rebuttal: http://data.bls.gov/PDQ/servlet/SurveyOutputServlet?data_tool=latest_numbers&series_id=LNU04000000&years_option=all_years&periods_option=specific_periods&periods=Annual+Data[^] Unemployment rate in 2001: 4.7% Today: 9.3% I'm thinking the president's own propaganda site isn't the best source for hard facts about his performance. How's that Kool-aid taste?
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My rebuttal: http://data.bls.gov/PDQ/servlet/SurveyOutputServlet?data_tool=latest_numbers&series_id=LNU04000000&years_option=all_years&periods_option=specific_periods&periods=Annual+Data[^] Unemployment rate in 2001: 4.7% Today: 9.3% I'm thinking the president's own propaganda site isn't the best source for hard facts about his performance. How's that Kool-aid taste?
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it was 8.1% on Bush's last day. thanks, Republicans! you guys are the best. sure, you suck at math, and economic policy, and war making, and war planning, and intelligence, and well, pretty much everything. but, you're good for a laugh. and you sure know how to dig a big (economic) hole ! oh well, off to take my True Communist Test (as mandated by the secret law passed at the UN last weekend) ! they're sending a black helicopter just for me and my radical liberal feminazi minders. wish me luck, comrade!
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it was 8.1% on Bush's last day. thanks, Republicans! you guys are the best. sure, you suck at math, and economic policy, and war making, and war planning, and intelligence, and well, pretty much everything. but, you're good for a laugh. and you sure know how to dig a big (economic) hole ! oh well, off to take my True Communist Test (as mandated by the secret law passed at the UN last weekend) ! they're sending a black helicopter just for me and my radical liberal feminazi minders. wish me luck, comrade!
Chris Losinger wrote:
it was 8.1% on Bush's last day.
The BLS, whose job it is to track unemployment, disagrees with you. They say it was 5.8%. Why didn't you just make up a figure that was over 10%? Then you could have claimed that Obama had helped unemployment. Jeez, even in the land of liberal make-believe, Obama is hurting the economy. http://data.bls.gov/PDQ/servlet/SurveyOutputServlet?data_tool=latest_numbers&series_id=LNU04000000&years_option=all_years&periods_option=specific_periods&periods=Annual+Data[^]
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Chris Losinger wrote:
it was 8.1% on Bush's last day.
The BLS, whose job it is to track unemployment, disagrees with you. They say it was 5.8%. Why didn't you just make up a figure that was over 10%? Then you could have claimed that Obama had helped unemployment. Jeez, even in the land of liberal make-believe, Obama is hurting the economy. http://data.bls.gov/PDQ/servlet/SurveyOutputServlet?data_tool=latest_numbers&series_id=LNU04000000&years_option=all_years&periods_option=specific_periods&periods=Annual+Data[^]
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Hired Mind wrote:
The BLS, whose job it is to track unemployment, disagrees with you.
the data from the first graph i linked to (you know, the one you called "the president's own propaganda site") came from the BLS.
Hired Mind wrote:
They say it was 5.8%.
2008 had an average of 5.8. it started at 4.9 and ended at 7.2. the last time it was 5.8% was July of 08. furthermore, Bush's last day in office was in Jan 2009. and Jan 09 closed with a rate of 7.6% (not 8.1%, which was feb 09. my bad), after rising nearly 3 percentage points from its lowest point in 2008. nearly 3 points in 13 months. all under Bush. http://www.bls.gov/opub/ted/2009/feb/wk2/art02.htm[^] thanks again, idiot Republicans!