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  • J Jim Crafton

    If you throw a glass off a 100 meter cliff there's no throw of the dice involved as to whether or not the glass is going to break and shatter when it hits. Doing it a second time, and then acting surprised when it breaks is not exactly smart or clever. Whining about it after the fact is even more foolish and invites ridicule. That said I've got some property in Florida I'd like to sell you...

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    Smart Not Clever
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    Come on guys.It's just a small exercise tht you might like to check out.Dont you just rant about google and apple day in and out every day,why no just a different exercise once a while. on a lighter note : If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.

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      Sometimes, when I'm engaged in an exchange like this, I can actually hear the ring of a metal blade as it slices through my hapless victim(s).

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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      Smart Not Clever
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      You really should be in theatre.Have u ever considered it ? :laugh:

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        Come on guys.It's just a small exercise tht you might like to check out.Dont you just rant about google and apple day in and out every day,why no just a different exercise once a while. on a lighter note : If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.

        modified on Friday, June 4, 2010 1:38 PM

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        Smithers Jones
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        Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

        If you have a property to sell - put it up on Inter-Xect

        Uhh, dude, smells like advertisement...

        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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          Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

          If you have a property to sell - put it up on Inter-Xect

          Uhh, dude, smells like advertisement...

          "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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          Smart Not Clever
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          he provoked me !I'm sorry ! -i'll modify that.

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            he provoked me !I'm sorry ! -i'll modify that.

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            Smithers Jones
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            And you wonder, why your reputation is so messed up.

            "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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            • J Jim Crafton

              I swear to god it's like watching a slow motion accident with the Three Stooges coordinating! Please pass the popcorn! Is this being filmed?

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              jeron1
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              It reminds me of Thank you sir, may I have another from Animal House. :)

              Jim Crafton wrote:

              Please pass the popcorn!

              I finished it off, how 'bout a :beer:

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                And you wonder, why your reputation is so messed up.

                "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                Smart Not Clever
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                i am woking on it :)

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                • S Smithers Jones

                  And you wonder, why your reputation is so messed up.

                  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                  realJSOP
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                  You're wasting your time. You'd be better served by banging your head against a wall. At least that way, you'd see some sort of tangible change.

                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                  • S Smart Not Clever

                    i am woking on it :)

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                    Smithers Jones
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                    Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

                    i am woking on it

                    Yeah, I see. At the moment you are working on it going completely down the drain.

                    "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                      And you wonder, why your reputation is so messed up.

                      "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                      Smart Not Clever
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                      Reputation is for the normal guys.I dont mind a little bad reputation if i can get an audience to a bunch of smart geeks.You think reputation matters?

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                        You're wasting your time. You'd be better served by banging your head against a wall. At least that way, you'd see some sort of tangible change.

                        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                        Smart Not Clever
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                        just need your attention JSOP. Just for a short while.can we have a deal?

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                          You're wasting your time. You'd be better served by banging your head against a wall. At least that way, you'd see some sort of tangible change.

                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                          Smithers Jones
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                          Hey, that's not fair. Did you have a look on his reputation graph? What could be a more tangible change, than this vertical sloping graph lines? :)

                          "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                            Reputation is for the normal guys.I dont mind a little bad reputation if i can get an audience to a bunch of smart geeks.You think reputation matters?

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                            Smithers Jones
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                            Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

                            You think reputation matters?

                            Well, you tell us. You are the one who wanted to "work" on his reputation.

                            "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                            • J Jim Crafton

                              If you throw a glass off a 100 meter cliff there's no throw of the dice involved as to whether or not the glass is going to break and shatter when it hits. Doing it a second time, and then acting surprised when it breaks is not exactly smart or clever. Whining about it after the fact is even more foolish and invites ridicule. That said I've got some property in Florida I'd like to sell you...

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                              Rajesh R Subramanian
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                              Jim Crafton wrote:

                              That said I've got some property in Florida I'd like to sell you...

                              Jim, are you talking about that bridge that we both co-own? I'd be glad if you could find a potential client.

                              Workout progress:
                              Current arm size: 14.4in
                              Desired arm size: 18in
                              Next Target: 15.4in by Dec 2010

                              Current training method: HIT

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                                Come on guys.It's just a small exercise tht you might like to check out.Dont you just rant about google and apple day in and out every day,why no just a different exercise once a while. on a lighter note : If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.

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                                Rob Graham
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                                I looked. All three suck. Confirmed: you deserve the low reputation.

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                                  Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

                                  You think reputation matters?

                                  Well, you tell us. You are the one who wanted to "work" on his reputation.

                                  "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                                  Smart Not Clever
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                                  that's not my only goal.if it comes by then pretty good.anyways ,i dont down vote anyone,so i dont suffer from guilt. i have seen guys here who r very particular abt reputation an points.

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                                    Come on guys.It's just a small exercise tht you might like to check out.Dont you just rant about google and apple day in and out every day,why no just a different exercise once a while. on a lighter note : If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.

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                                    Jim Crafton
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                                    Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

                                    If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.

                                    Really? That sounds like a great idea! Here's the deal. The property is a small 11 room house, currently owned by this hot Namibian princess that I used to date back in college. We broke up, but stayed friends, I'm sure you know the drill (wink, wink). The thing is, her dad, a General in the Namibian Army, is pissed at her and wants to take the house away, so she's trying to sell as fast as she can. How soon could you move the property? If I could help her out, I think she'd be really grateful, kind of smooth things over after this really bad box of chocolates I sent to her a few years back on Valentines day.

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                                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                                      That said I've got some property in Florida I'd like to sell you...

                                      Jim, are you talking about that bridge that we both co-own? I'd be glad if you could find a potential client.

                                      Workout progress:
                                      Current arm size: 14.4in
                                      Desired arm size: 18in
                                      Next Target: 15.4in by Dec 2010

                                      Current training method: HIT

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      No, no, no, that's a family heirloom I'm saving to pass along to the kids...

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                                      • J jeron1

                                        It reminds me of Thank you sir, may I have another from Animal House. :)

                                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                                        Please pass the popcorn!

                                        I finished it off, how 'bout a :beer:

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        jeron1 wrote:

                                        I finished it off, how 'bout a Beer

                                        Oh yeah! Pass that along please!

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                                        • J Jim Crafton

                                          Smart-Not-Clever wrote:

                                          If you have a property to sell - put it up on www.?,as a small exercise.some one might find it.No body's charging you for that.

                                          Really? That sounds like a great idea! Here's the deal. The property is a small 11 room house, currently owned by this hot Namibian princess that I used to date back in college. We broke up, but stayed friends, I'm sure you know the drill (wink, wink). The thing is, her dad, a General in the Namibian Army, is pissed at her and wants to take the house away, so she's trying to sell as fast as she can. How soon could you move the property? If I could help her out, I think she'd be really grateful, kind of smooth things over after this really bad box of chocolates I sent to her a few years back on Valentines day.

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                                          Smithers Jones
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                                          Is her dad by any chance the same Nigerian astronaut-guy, that was stuck for 11 years on the Mir, because the Russians couldn't get him back on Earth for money shortage and whose salary was paid to an inaccessable account and if we just would pay the fee for transferring this money to an english account so we could claim it's ours, withdraw it and pay for a transfer back home on a Soyuz capsule, that guy would give us 20 percent of this huge aggregated ammount (millions!!!) and from whom I never heard anything after I spent twentythousand bucks?

                                          "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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