Brazil vs Netherlands
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I was told by DFS that I couldn't buy an Elephant from them, but I pointed to the sign in their window saying "Mammoth Sale".
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I went into my local Bakers and asked for three Bluebottles. They told me they didn't stock them and I had to point out that they were displaying several in the window.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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I went into my local Bakers and asked for three Bluebottles. They told me they didn't stock them and I had to point out that they were displaying several in the window.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Oi! Go to the first page and see my entry from half an hour ago!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Alison P wrote:
the tablets are still working then?
When I remember to take them. Problem is, sometimes I have taken it, forget, and take another one. Of course then I daren't go out for two or three days for fear of scaring the horses.
Alison P wrote:
I've haven't been around much lately, how are you?
I was away too for a while, playing nurse to an even older relative. I looked really good in the outfit too, although I feel that PVC gets a bit sticky after a while. Do you find that?
Alison P wrote:
You still look like an elephant I notice!
Tusk! Tusk! You really shouldn't judge by appearances you know. I am actually a Mammoth, some say a Dinosaur but I don't listen to them. I never forget that they've said it, I just don't listen.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Henry Minute wrote:
I just don't listen.
What! With them big flappy ears?
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Oi! Go to the first page and see my entry from half an hour ago!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
I just have. I've been sitting here waiting for you. Just goes to prove that old saw. "Old minds think alike".
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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I was told by DFS that I couldn't buy an Elephant from them, but I pointed to the sign in their window saying "Mammoth Sale".
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Dalek Dave wrote:
the sign in their window saying "Mammoth Sale".
What a whopper! :rolleyes:
Ali
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Dalek Dave wrote:
the sign in their window saying "Mammoth Sale".
What a whopper! :rolleyes:
Ali
You said that with Relish!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Alison P wrote:
the tablets are still working then?
When I remember to take them. Problem is, sometimes I have taken it, forget, and take another one. Of course then I daren't go out for two or three days for fear of scaring the horses.
Alison P wrote:
I've haven't been around much lately, how are you?
I was away too for a while, playing nurse to an even older relative. I looked really good in the outfit too, although I feel that PVC gets a bit sticky after a while. Do you find that?
Alison P wrote:
You still look like an elephant I notice!
Tusk! Tusk! You really shouldn't judge by appearances you know. I am actually a Mammoth, some say a Dinosaur but I don't listen to them. I never forget that they've said it, I just don't listen.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
Henry Minute wrote:
I looked really good in the outfit too, although I feel that PVC gets a bit sticky after a while. Do you find that?
You shouldn't have got it from the 'pound shop', the elastic chafes terribly from there. I got the Delux Nurses Outfit from that shop on the highstreet, the one with the windows blacked out, and it came with a free cappuccino maker (at least I think that's what it is, you put batteries in it and it buzzes alot ..... and the slogan on the front says 'Start everyday with Smile' so it must be a coffee mixer!)
Henry Minute wrote:
playing nurse to an even older relative.
:omg: There is someone older than you? ........ ;) Glad to see you are still about, someone's got to keep an eye on these whippersnappers! :-D :thumbsup:
Ali
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You said that with Relish!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
You can burger off! :-D
Ali
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Arun Jacob wrote:
Whom do you support?
It doesn't matter: Brazil will win anyway. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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But they didn't ;)
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
Yeah, you're right. My forecast was even worse than my programming skills... :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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