Funny interview answers
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It's the question that is wrong, not the answer: his answer was perfect. The question should have been: Q: Identify and define the C++ casting operators. If you can't even pose a question correctly how do you expect to be able to carry out a fair and balanced interview?
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Well, I do agree it was a "valid" answer, but no marks were given. The guy anyways plonked the exam with several wrong answers and bad code, but the point was that I enjoyed his sense of humour and I was merely asking if people have had similar experiences. Instead of which, you were trying to assess the fairness and balance of our interview process. Hot air. :rolleyes: But thanks for responding - it was humorous anyways. :)
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I have to say it is a valid answer, a bit conservative, but still valid. (and it is hard to agree with digital man...) :)
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[My articles]CPallini wrote:
(and it is hard to agree with digital man...)
Indeed. :)
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You work with computers and do not recognise a perfectly acceptable answer? Shame on you.
Q: Would you like tea or coffee?
A: Yes
Is also perfectly cromulent.
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Or stick with Harry Worth:
Q: Would you like your coffee black?
A: As black as you like, as long as you leave room for the milk!
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So, my lead was correcting these written test papers and he burst out in laughter suddenly. I went there to see what was it about and found this answer written by a candidate:
Q: Can you identify and define the C++ casting operators?
A: yes.:laugh: :laugh: Yes?! I also reckon a telephonic interview in which a candidate defined function overloading as "stuffing in too much of code in any given function". I muted the phone and laughed like mad before telling him I'm done with the call. :laugh: Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates? :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
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So, my lead was correcting these written test papers and he burst out in laughter suddenly. I went there to see what was it about and found this answer written by a candidate:
Q: Can you identify and define the C++ casting operators?
A: yes.:laugh: :laugh: Yes?! I also reckon a telephonic interview in which a candidate defined function overloading as "stuffing in too much of code in any given function". I muted the phone and laughed like mad before telling him I'm done with the call. :laugh: Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates? :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
It's also the correct answer to "Do you have the time?"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Q: How do you handle change?
A: I deal with it every day, unless I'm out of clean underwear.WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF
It appears that mention of your underwear is hidden from the compiler. Lucky compiler.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's the question that is wrong, not the answer: his answer was perfect. The question should have been: Q: Identify and define the C++ casting operators. If you can't even pose a question correctly how do you expect to be able to carry out a fair and balanced interview?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I disagree, I think the intent of the question was clear to anybody with half a brain. We already have something that will follow the literal instructions given, their called computers. We need people who can do the fuzzy reasoning to translate a slight vague question into something definite and precise. Kinda like what you just did.
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Well, I do agree it was a "valid" answer, but no marks were given. The guy anyways plonked the exam with several wrong answers and bad code, but the point was that I enjoyed his sense of humour and I was merely asking if people have had similar experiences. Instead of which, you were trying to assess the fairness and balance of our interview process. Hot air. :rolleyes: But thanks for responding - it was humorous anyways. :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Instead of which, you were trying to assess the fairness and balance of our interview process. Hot air.
The fact that you laughed at his perfectly good response reflects on you, not him! (Even if was plank :-))
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
But thanks for responding - it was humorous anyways.
You should be taking it seriously!!! I don't joke!!! Ever!!! :mad::mad::mad:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I disagree, I think the intent of the question was clear to anybody with half a brain. We already have something that will follow the literal instructions given, their called computers. We need people who can do the fuzzy reasoning to translate a slight vague question into something definite and precise. Kinda like what you just did.
Wjousts wrote:
anybody with half a brain
and therein lies the rub...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I have to say it is a valid answer, a bit conservative, but still valid. (and it is hard to agree with digital man...) :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]CPallini wrote:
and it is hard to agree with digital man
I know I'm going to regret this but ... why?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Instead of which, you were trying to assess the fairness and balance of our interview process. Hot air.
The fact that you laughed at his perfectly good response reflects on you, not him! (Even if was plank :-))
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
But thanks for responding - it was humorous anyways.
You should be taking it seriously!!! I don't joke!!! Ever!!! :mad::mad::mad:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
digital man wrote:
The fact that you laughed at his perfectly good response reflects on you, not him! (Even if was plank )
I'm not sure if you got that right - I was laughing at the humour in his response, not at his 'perfectly good response' itself!
digital man wrote:
You should be taking it seriously!!! I don't joke!!! Ever!!!
I know, I know. :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
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CPallini wrote:
and it is hard to agree with digital man
I know I'm going to regret this but ... why?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Just kidding, actually. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Yes, the question is wanting.
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So, my lead was correcting these written test papers and he burst out in laughter suddenly. I went there to see what was it about and found this answer written by a candidate:
Q: Can you identify and define the C++ casting operators?
A: yes.:laugh: :laugh: Yes?! I also reckon a telephonic interview in which a candidate defined function overloading as "stuffing in too much of code in any given function". I muted the phone and laughed like mad before telling him I'm done with the call. :laugh: Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates? :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
My job is to give such answers. I was taught to do so by my father. A recent test asked for three things make for a successful meeting; I answered: bagels, cream cheese, and brevity. In the real (IT) world, those are much more important than the concepts expressed in the class. I hope you don't write system specs like that question.
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digital man wrote:
The fact that you laughed at his perfectly good response reflects on you, not him! (Even if was plank )
I'm not sure if you got that right - I was laughing at the humour in his response, not at his 'perfectly good response' itself!
digital man wrote:
You should be taking it seriously!!! I don't joke!!! Ever!!!
I know, I know. :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
AS long as you know I'm only kidding around... or am I? (said in sinister Bart Simpson voice).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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So, my lead was correcting these written test papers and he burst out in laughter suddenly. I went there to see what was it about and found this answer written by a candidate:
Q: Can you identify and define the C++ casting operators?
A: yes.:laugh: :laugh: Yes?! I also reckon a telephonic interview in which a candidate defined function overloading as "stuffing in too much of code in any given function". I muted the phone and laughed like mad before telling him I'm done with the call. :laugh: Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates? :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
Yes, I keep reading and hearing about "telephonic interviews" and I have no idea what they are :p
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Just kidding, actually. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]Phew! Wipes brow and relaxes.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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So, my lead was correcting these written test papers and he burst out in laughter suddenly. I went there to see what was it about and found this answer written by a candidate:
Q: Can you identify and define the C++ casting operators?
A: yes.:laugh: :laugh: Yes?! I also reckon a telephonic interview in which a candidate defined function overloading as "stuffing in too much of code in any given function". I muted the phone and laughed like mad before telling him I'm done with the call. :laugh: Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates? :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
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So, my lead was correcting these written test papers and he burst out in laughter suddenly. I went there to see what was it about and found this answer written by a candidate:
Q: Can you identify and define the C++ casting operators?
A: yes.:laugh: :laugh: Yes?! I also reckon a telephonic interview in which a candidate defined function overloading as "stuffing in too much of code in any given function". I muted the phone and laughed like mad before telling him I'm done with the call. :laugh: Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates? :)
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
Have you ever been given such funny answers by any candidates?
Well I did once ask a lady in reference to her Master's thesis project (a computer program) where she got the idea from.... you heard the leafing through a notebook and typing on a computer... then an answer.... So I asked what the hardest thing about the project was while looking perplexed at my bosses and other members of the interview committee crowded around the speaker phone... you heard more sounds of leafing through notes... then furious typing, then more leafing through notes... and an answer.... I asked a few more questions because I was getting entertained with this, seeing how long it would take to answer the questions because they were all opinion, not answers, everyone else was asking specific questions that required specific answers, there was much less typing and quick answers after the typing. :laugh:
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My job is to give such answers. I was taught to do so by my father. A recent test asked for three things make for a successful meeting; I answered: bagels, cream cheese, and brevity. In the real (IT) world, those are much more important than the concepts expressed in the class. I hope you don't write system specs like that question.
I wonder if you read the thing? I'm not the one who "wrote" that question.
It's time for a new sig. Seriously.