Are you Lazy?
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Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
I'm so lazy, can you come and type the response for me. :laugh: :laugh:
Yusuf May I help you?
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Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
only when I'm sleeping :zzz:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
I would answer you but I just don't have the energy.... :-)
Why is common sense not common? Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level where they are an expert. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to be lazy Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together - F. Burns
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Whenever I have a supervisor the number one criticism I get is that I work too fast. I would rather finish a task immediately than to wait. I pay all of my bills the day I get them and not the day they are due. Personally, I find it to be a great stress reliever as nothing ever comes up that blows my schedule. Btw, the number 2 criticism I get is that I won't work late on Friday for something a manager told me about at the last second. Number 3 is that I am an absolute A-hole. But everyone here already knew that.
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for me #3 is #1
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Well there's smart-lazy and there's dumb-lazy... Smart developers allow themselves to save time, do it right the first time, and make maintenance easier. "A stitch in time saves nine." Dumb-lazy will just whip off one-off reports. Smart-lazy will write them down so you can repeat them easily. (There's no such thing as a one-off report.) "Don't put off for tomorrow what can be put off until the day after tomorrow." There is also the factor that sometimes procrastination pays off -- if you have a manager who often changes his mind, then you probably shouldn't jump at every whim, wait and see what he really wants before spending a lot of time on a moving goal. Dumb-lazy will write very short variable names. Smart-lazy will write meaningful variable names. Dumb-lazy won't write comments. Smart-lazy will write meaningful comments. Dumb-lazy uses VB.net. Smart-lazy uses C#.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Dumb-lazy uses VB.net. Smart-lazy uses C#.
And those who are neither dumb nor lazy use C++. :)
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
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You could have saved a keystroke by answering no. :)
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Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
It is only a paradox when you reply with a short negative! :)
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Dumb-lazy uses VB.net. Smart-lazy uses C#.
And those who are neither dumb nor lazy use C++. :)
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
That's just another way of saying masochistic. ;P
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It is only a paradox when you reply with a short negative! :)
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Paradoxically I was agreeing with you. :)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
:bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis
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:bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis
My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]
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I have been sitting here, deliberately not posting, just to prove how lazy I am. Unfortunately, no one seems to have got the joke. So I thought that if I explain it might be funnier. It's got to be at least as funny as an empty post.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'
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Smart-lazy waits for a good answer, then says "I agree". :laugh:
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I agree.
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Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default).:confused: :doh: ?
I'm not a lazy programmer but I'm extremely lazy when it comes to doing things I don't like to do. Like: documentation, accounts, housework, getting up in the morning, finishing projects, etc., etc., etc.
It’s not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it’s because we do not dare that things are difficult. ~Seneca
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Whenever I have a supervisor the number one criticism I get is that I work too fast. I would rather finish a task immediately than to wait. I pay all of my bills the day I get them and not the day they are due. Personally, I find it to be a great stress reliever as nothing ever comes up that blows my schedule. Btw, the number 2 criticism I get is that I won't work late on Friday for something a manager told me about at the last second. Number 3 is that I am an absolute A-hole. But everyone here already knew that.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Dumb-lazy will just whip off one-off reports. Smart-lazy will write them down so you can repeat them easily. (There's no such thing as a one-off report.)
Dumb-lazy will become indispensable because they are the only one who is able to produce reports. Smart-lazy will be looking for a new job because the secretary can produce their own reports with the neat tool that smart-lazy made for them. Sad, but true.
Yes, but smart-lazy is now doing something interesting and the secretary remembers the great service that was provided. Dumb-lazy is stuck in a dead-end mindless job.
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Yes, but smart-lazy is now doing something interesting and the secretary remembers the great service that was provided. Dumb-lazy is stuck in a dead-end mindless job.
Well, if you think spending months looking for a new job in this economy is "interesting" then yeah. And smart-lazy isn't ever going to see the secretary again, so who cares if they remember. Dumb-lazy may be in a dead-end mindless job, but they are getting paid.
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Well, if you think spending months looking for a new job in this economy is "interesting" then yeah. And smart-lazy isn't ever going to see the secretary again, so who cares if they remember. Dumb-lazy may be in a dead-end mindless job, but they are getting paid.
Wjousts wrote:
smart-lazy isn't ever going to see the secretary again
Let me put it this way... the secretary and smart-lazy have been married almost eighteen years now. :cool:
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landfish wrote:
Are you a programmer because you are Lazy? OR because you are Lazy you are a programmer(default). ?
They both mean the same thing. You just rearranged the sentence the second time. :-D
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