How many fluffy kittens will this kill?

[PIEBALDconsult]

Oh, well that's alright then.

[Luc Pattyn]

Don't worry, progress requires sacrifices. :-D

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[Henry Minute]

This is probably too late since I know how quick off the mark you are, but: <ducksbehindsetee>if you shave them first, no fluffy kittens will get killed</ducksbehindsetee>

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[Dalek Dave]

Why would you have ducks behind your settee?

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[Henry Minute]

Rising Damp!

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[BonshatS]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Why would you have ducks behind your settee?

You quack me up sometimes.

[PIEBALDconsult]

Henry Minute wrote:

shave them first

Mmmm... good idea.

[PIEBALDconsult]

Send me the bill.

[BonshatS]

As long as you don't try to take wing, fly the coop, or duck out of it.

[Tim Deveaux]

This could get fowl...

[PIEBALDconsult]

I may wind up with egg on my face.

[BonshatS]

One can always hatch a new plan if things start to go south.

[Henry Minute]

If you do, let me know. I'd like to have a gander.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Henry Minute]

BonshatS wrote:

One can always hatch a new plan if things start to go south.

That won't work. Us ducks only go south in the winter.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Tim Deveaux]

I think he meant it as a yolk.

[Tim Deveaux]

Eider way, we're going down...

[Henry Minute]

Not if we've feathered our nest!

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

[Tim Deveaux]

Well, since you seem to have all your ducks in a row, maybe we can stop playing loosey goosey with the language? Hmmm?

[Henry Minute]

Well, the whole thing is pretty much a shooting gallery anyway.

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[Lost User]

It's the best place to duck.

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