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  • H Henry Minute

    I'll refrain from commenting. Don't want to fill up The Lounge. :)

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    Gary Wheeler
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    Any further comment would be, well, superfluous.

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    • N Nish Nishant

      For some reason, I imagine you to be someone like the fictional Carrie Heffernan :-D

      Regards, Nish


      Blog: blog.voidnish.com

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      leckey 0
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      I had to look that one up--never watched King of Queens. On Wikipedia, the end of the article states: Carrie is a fierce and sarcastic character and is frequently deemed as scary by other characters... Yep, that would be me. :laugh:

      Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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        Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

        Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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        wolfbinary
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        Just delete all the CRLF and make it one long line. you wouldn't want to waste space on returns and such. :rolleyes:

        That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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        • C Chris Meech

          Don't tell her about the comments column associated with every table that Oracle has. She'd be losing sleep over that. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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          AspDotNetDev
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          Yeah, she might decide to nip it in the bud and put a trigger on that column that erases any comments that are inserted.

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          • L leckey 0

            Exactly! The compiler just ignores them. And are we really going to "fill up a server" with a few KBs of comments? Hope we don't buy any more assets--might not be enough room on the server to store those records!

            Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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            AspDotNetDev
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            If there is enough code to fill up the server, it would probably be good to have enough code comments to explain that giant mess.

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            • P peterchen

              Girls at work! *ducks*

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              leckey 0
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              I concur! Now stop ducking.

              Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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              • G Gary Wheeler

                Any further comment would be, well, superfluous.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                TheyCallMeMrJames
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                I agree wholeheartedly. I won't comment here either.

                They Call me Mister James

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                • W wolfbinary

                  Just delete all the CRLF and make it one long line. you wouldn't want to waste space on returns and such. :rolleyes:

                  That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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                  leckey 0
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                  She's passive-aggressive, and I have thought of doing this, to give her a taste of her own negativity.

                  Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                    I had to look that one up--never watched King of Queens. On Wikipedia, the end of the article states: Carrie is a fierce and sarcastic character and is frequently deemed as scary by other characters... Yep, that would be me. :laugh:

                    Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    leckey wrote:

                    never watched King of Queens

                    You should. You will like Carrie's character :-)

                    Regards, Nish


                    Blog: blog.voidnish.com

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                    • L leckey 0

                      Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                      Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                      Anthony Mushrow
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                      The only time you have too many comments is when they start getting riciculous. For example:

                      //Declare variable
                      int a;

                      But apart from that the more verbose the better (usually).

                      My current favourite word: Harsh!

                      -SK Genius

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                        She's passive-aggressive, and I have thought of doing this, to give her a taste of her own negativity.

                        Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                        Chris C B
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                        So here's the plan:- Cntrl X all the comments, and replace them with a code using 0 -> 9, A -> Z and a -> z. This will give you close to 240,000 references using just 3 characters for each comment. Next, type the code into a spreadsheet, and paste the text of the comment next to it. When all the comments have been entered into the spreadsheet, sort the sheet alphabetically on the comment text. Print it all out, and delete the spreadsheet, so it doesn't take up any space. Present the DBA with the sole printout, and suggest she photocopies it. ... and then you pray that you never have to maintain the code yourself. But hey, you can't have everything! :laugh:

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                          Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                          Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                          The Digital Worm
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                          leckey wrote:

                          our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS.

                          Someone holding a post like DBA (even if a female) can't be that dumbo, you might need to check if something else by you pissed her up.

                          leckey wrote:

                          too many comments will just fill up the server.

                          If this is true then her tiny brain is already filled up with s***. Some* girls do not require qualification, eligibility or qualities to held their post, you better know why ;)

                          WJFK (Write Just for Kicks)

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                            I concur! Now stop ducking.

                            Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                            *peeks out carefully*

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                            • L leckey 0

                              Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                              Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                              Nemanja Trifunovic
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                              leckey wrote:

                              Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                              I've met some very competent programmers who believe the code should speak for itself and the comments do more harm than good. Personally, I don't buy it...

                              utf8-cpp

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                                So here's the plan:- Cntrl X all the comments, and replace them with a code using 0 -> 9, A -> Z and a -> z. This will give you close to 240,000 references using just 3 characters for each comment. Next, type the code into a spreadsheet, and paste the text of the comment next to it. When all the comments have been entered into the spreadsheet, sort the sheet alphabetically on the comment text. Print it all out, and delete the spreadsheet, so it doesn't take up any space. Present the DBA with the sole printout, and suggest she photocopies it. ... and then you pray that you never have to maintain the code yourself. But hey, you can't have everything! :laugh:

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                                AspDotNetDev
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                                I once joked with a friend that I would do that for job security. You want to see what these comments say? Then you need my reference sheet. ;P

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                                  leckey wrote:

                                  our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS.

                                  Someone holding a post like DBA (even if a female) can't be that dumbo, you might need to check if something else by you pissed her up.

                                  leckey wrote:

                                  too many comments will just fill up the server.

                                  If this is true then her tiny brain is already filled up with s***. Some* girls do not require qualification, eligibility or qualities to held their post, you better know why ;)

                                  WJFK (Write Just for Kicks)

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                                  Yayozama
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                                  The Digital Worm wrote:

                                  Someone holding a post like DBA (even if a female) can't be that dumbo,

                                  :laugh: I guess "Subtle" is your second name...

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                                    Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                                    Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                    Rick York
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                                    I ran into it one time. It was about twenty years ago and I was doing a contract job to port a chunk of code to another platform. I commented all of the tweaks I did to accommodate the new platform and the customer promptly removed them all when I gave them the code. I can't remember the exact reason now but I remember thinking it was ridiculous at the time.

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                                      I ran into it one time. It was about twenty years ago and I was doing a contract job to port a chunk of code to another platform. I commented all of the tweaks I did to accommodate the new platform and the customer promptly removed them all when I gave them the code. I can't remember the exact reason now but I remember thinking it was ridiculous at the time.

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                                      Chris Meech
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                                      The reason was so that somebody could now say they editted your code. :)

                                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                                        Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                                        Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                        realJSOP
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                                        You get that from DBAs all the time. At one of my past jobs, I got the same thing, and coincidentally, it was from an Oracle DBA.

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                                          Okay, so been at the new job for about 6 months. Oracle is not my favorite, but it's work. I sent some code to the "code review" group and our very cranky DBA said she did not approve it because it had...drumroll...TOO MANY COMMENTS. WTF? Comments in code up until now has been non-existent and she's worried that too many comments will just fill up the server. This coming from an Oracle DBA who has not recreated any indexes on tables in over 6 years (oh and I've found dozens that need it) and this is what she wants to kvetch about? Has anyone ever run across "too many comments" before? I've only heard "not enough" in the past.

                                          Yeah, I need to update this. Darn Judge Judy reruns! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]

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                                          /******************************************************************************************************** NO COMMENT ********************************************************************************************************/

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