My wedding - 10 years ago - just saved my job
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aspdotnetdev wrote:
why not teach him how to count using floating point numbers?
With a floating finger?
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...assuming I could no longer program without fingers, that is. I have a big 'ole filing cabinet with sharp metal edges. A girl in my office just tripped and kicked the thing shut as I was rifling through some specs. It slammed shut, like, hard...on my wedding ring. It's a little less round, but I can still count to five on one hand. Owe my wife a big one on the kisser when I get home.
TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:
It's a little less round, but I can still count to five on one hand.
What a terrible waste of a lawsuit.
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TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:
but I can still count to five on one hand
Huh, I can count to 32 with one hand...
Watched code never compiles.
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No ambition! Take his shoes off, and get him to count to 1048575.
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TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:
but I can still count to five on one hand
Huh, I can count to 32 with one hand...
Watched code never compiles.
Actually, if you count the joints, you can count to 243 with one hand.
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That's gonna confuse his teachers (assuming your oldest is fairly young). :thumbsup:
heheh...yeah, 8. or should I say, ring finger? :)
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...assuming I could no longer program without fingers, that is. I have a big 'ole filing cabinet with sharp metal edges. A girl in my office just tripped and kicked the thing shut as I was rifling through some specs. It slammed shut, like, hard...on my wedding ring. It's a little less round, but I can still count to five on one hand. Owe my wife a big one on the kisser when I get home.
What a wasted opportunity. You could have had it replaced with a screwdriver/laser-beam/gas-pellet shooter attachment.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:
but I can still count to five on one hand
Huh, I can count to 32 with one hand...
Watched code never compiles.
Beware when you reach 4.
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What a wasted opportunity. You could have had it replaced with a screwdriver/laser-beam/gas-pellet shooter attachment.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What a wasted opportunity. You could have had it replaced with a screwdriver/laser-beam/gas-pellet shooter attachment.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Shoot...Didn't even occur to me! But I likley would've gone with freekin' sharks with freekin' laser beams.
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TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:
A girl in my office just tripped and kicked the thing shut
<evil thought> Are you sure she tripped. May be she .... :suss: </evil thought>
Yusuf May I help you?
I had a similar evil thought. Maybe she just finished up a degree from an online college that would let her slip right into your position... Next time 1. put out a big, orange work cone while you are rummaging through the cabinets. 2. put a bell around her neck.
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...assuming I could no longer program without fingers, that is. I have a big 'ole filing cabinet with sharp metal edges. A girl in my office just tripped and kicked the thing shut as I was rifling through some specs. It slammed shut, like, hard...on my wedding ring. It's a little less round, but I can still count to five on one hand. Owe my wife a big one on the kisser when I get home.
OTOH if you were in the hospital getting put back together the other person would have to fill out all the paperwork reporting the accident vs your reporting a near miss to the safety nazis. The end result, must wear armored gauntlets to access a filing cabinet, will be the same in either case. :rolleyes:
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
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OTOH if you were in the hospital getting put back together the other person would have to fill out all the paperwork reporting the accident vs your reporting a near miss to the safety nazis. The end result, must wear armored gauntlets to access a filing cabinet, will be the same in either case. :rolleyes:
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Dan Neely wrote:
if you were in the hospital getting put back together the other person would have to fill out all the paperwork
lol...somehow I'm failing to see the long-term gains there ;)
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Beware when you reach 4.
Or 27.
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TheyCallMeMrJames wrote:
but I can still count to five on one hand
Huh, I can count to 32 with one hand...
Watched code never compiles.
Don't you mean 31?