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If it wasn't for King Alfred, the world would be shit

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  • _ _Damian S_

    Just don't tell us about your Prince Alfred!!

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    Dalek Dave
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    You mean Prince Albert?[^]

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      You mean Prince Albert?[^]

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      You bastard: that can never be good. :)

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        Alfred gave hearing to his people. He created the Democracy in Europe. He formulated the Royal Navy. He beat Guthram at Headingly. He created local courts that heard in his name. He defeated Vikings. He showed how useless Agas were.

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        I guess you were down-voted by Aga lovers. I wonder why you were down-voted: perfectly innocuous post.

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          I guess you were down-voted by Aga lovers. I wonder why you were down-voted: perfectly innocuous post.

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          Dalek Dave
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          He was famous for Burning the Cakes, but the only reason I mentioned it at all was I was watching a programme about him, very interesting it was too.

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            He was famous for Burning the Cakes, but the only reason I mentioned it at all was I was watching a programme about him, very interesting it was too.

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            What was the program? Quite interested.

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              What was the program? Quite interested.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Monarchy, One of David Starkey's history shows.

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                Monarchy, One of David Starkey's history shows.

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                Thanks.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  You mean Prince Albert?[^]

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                  _Damian S_
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  You mean Prince Albert?

                  Yeah, that's it... knew it was something similar... but was onsite so couldn't googlify it!

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                    Alfred gave hearing to his people. He created the Democracy in Europe. He formulated the Royal Navy. He beat Guthram at Headingly. He created local courts that heard in his name. He defeated Vikings. He showed how useless Agas were.

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                    Ah, but do you know what name Guthrum adopted after being defeated and baptised?

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                      Ah, but do you know what name Guthrum adopted after being defeated and baptised?

                      Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Ethelred? Or Ethelmere or Ethelstan or something like that? I know he stayed and ruled the Danelaw. (Which, incidentally ended (as in border not time) about 1 mile from my house).

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                        Ah, but do you know what name Guthrum adopted after being defeated and baptised?

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        Rhys Gravell
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                        Æthelstan

                        Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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                          Ethelred? Or Ethelmere or Ethelstan or something like that? I know he stayed and ruled the Danelaw. (Which, incidentally ended (as in border not time) about 1 mile from my house).

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          So there was a time when Luton was more than just an airport?

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                            Thanks.

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                            There's quite a good program on the Normans showing (on BBC2 I think) at the moment called, oddly enough, The Normans[^], if you're also interested in that kind of thing.

                            Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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                              There's quite a good program on the Normans showing (on BBC2 I think) at the moment called, oddly enough, The Normans[^], if you're also interested in that kind of thing.

                              Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              Thanks: have that recording on Sky Plus to watch at my leisure.

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                                So there was a time when Luton was more than just an airport?

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                Oh yes, it was the center of the Hat Industry (Why the local team is called The Hatters). It was also a major market town and one of the first to get a train station from London. Home to Vauxhall Motors for 100 years, although they have gone now. And Home to Whitbread Brewery too.

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                                  Oh yes, it was the center of the Hat Industry (Why the local team is called The Hatters). It was also a major market town and one of the first to get a train station from London. Home to Vauxhall Motors for 100 years, although they have gone now. And Home to Whitbread Brewery too.

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                                  Yawn. I was being funny. You know, humor. Anyway, you forgot Lorraine Chase[^]. Dunstable is nicer.

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                                    Yawn. I was being funny. You know, humor. Anyway, you forgot Lorraine Chase[^]. Dunstable is nicer.

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                                    digital man wrote:

                                    Dunstable is nicer.

                                    Have you even been to Dunstable? It is a Ghost Town. What shops that are open are of the Poundland/Charity variety. It doesn't have a cinema and the nightclubs are in an old shopping precint. It really is the Land of the Living Dead. They have a nice shiney ASDA, but let's face it, ASDA is a bit downmarket, (I prefer Sainsburys myself, and that's only because Luton doesn't have a Waitrose).

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                                      digital man wrote:

                                      Dunstable is nicer.

                                      Have you even been to Dunstable? It is a Ghost Town. What shops that are open are of the Poundland/Charity variety. It doesn't have a cinema and the nightclubs are in an old shopping precint. It really is the Land of the Living Dead. They have a nice shiney ASDA, but let's face it, ASDA is a bit downmarket, (I prefer Sainsburys myself, and that's only because Luton doesn't have a Waitrose).

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                                      To be honest I rarely venture outside the M25 unless it's to get to an airport to leave this miserable little country for as long as I can get away with. :-)

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                                        To be honest I rarely venture outside the M25 unless it's to get to an airport to leave this miserable little country for as long as I can get away with. :-)

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                                        digital man wrote:

                                        I rarely venture outside the M25

                                        digital man wrote:

                                        this miserable little country

                                        Gee, I wonder why you think that? :) Hey, come to Devon some time and do some sailing. Oh, sorry, forgot, you only like 1950s US culture!

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                                          digital man wrote:

                                          I rarely venture outside the M25

                                          digital man wrote:

                                          this miserable little country

                                          Gee, I wonder why you think that? :) Hey, come to Devon some time and do some sailing. Oh, sorry, forgot, you only like 1950s US culture!

                                          Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                                          fat_boy wrote:

                                          Hey, come to Devon some time and do some sailing. Oh, sorry, forgot, you only like 1950s US culture!

                                          Yes and no. I would come to Devon to sail but I'd be puking: I get seasick just looking at running water. :~

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