Kids Contest !!! lol [modified]
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Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three." :laugh:
moved by admin on Friday, September 3, 2010 7:51 AM
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Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three." :laugh:
moved by admin on Friday, September 3, 2010 7:51 AM
Oh, you silly audience. You thought Riccarado was being racist because he was advocating one kind of racial stereotype about large "ahem"ed black men, when in fact he was proposing a differing one about them being stupid! "lol"
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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Oh, you silly audience. You thought Riccarado was being racist because he was advocating one kind of racial stereotype about large "ahem"ed black men, when in fact he was proposing a differing one about them being stupid! "lol"
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
He can't help it - he's South African! "lol"
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He can't help it - he's South African! "lol"
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Riccardo Moodley wrote:
there's no pun intended people
No puns detected, either.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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Riccardo Moodley wrote:
there's no pun intended people
No puns detected, either.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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Prove us wrong by analysing what was funny in the OP. :)
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Riccardo Moodley wrote:
so why the assumptions....
What assumptions? I read your joke, and applied a hint of critical though. "Oh, those black men, they're so stupid" isn't really a pun. Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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Riccardo Moodley wrote:
so why the assumptions....
What assumptions? I read your joke, and applied a hint of critical though. "Oh, those black men, they're so stupid" isn't really a pun. Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
I've heard this joke before, but then it was in a blonde joke version. And that's fine, for some reason. I have never had a racist bone in my body, as far as I'm concerned we're all just people. I don't get why one is labeled racist if a joke is targeting some group based on their skin colour but not if it is based on hair colour. I think the people that "over-PC" things are considerably more racist than most people that don't. //L
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Riccardo Moodley wrote:
so why the assumptions....
What assumptions? I read your joke, and applied a hint of critical though. "Oh, those black men, they're so stupid" isn't really a pun. Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
I can't wait to see someone explain the pun in a kss way
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I've heard this joke before, but then it was in a blonde joke version. And that's fine, for some reason. I have never had a racist bone in my body, as far as I'm concerned we're all just people. I don't get why one is labeled racist if a joke is targeting some group based on their skin colour but not if it is based on hair colour. I think the people that "over-PC" things are considerably more racist than most people that don't. //L
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Yep I'm a racist, I hate everyone who is not ... well ME!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I've heard this joke before, but then it was in a blonde joke version. And that's fine, for some reason. I have never had a racist bone in my body, as far as I'm concerned we're all just people. I don't get why one is labeled racist if a joke is targeting some group based on their skin colour but not if it is based on hair colour. I think the people that "over-PC" things are considerably more racist than most people that don't. //L
Media2r wrote:
I don't get why one is labeled racist if a joke is targeting some group based on their skin colour but not if it is based on hair colour.
Perhaps because you can change your hair colour?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Media2r wrote:
I don't get why one is labeled racist if a joke is targeting some group based on their skin colour but not if it is based on hair colour.
Perhaps because you can change your hair colour?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Oh, you silly audience. You thought Riccarado was being racist because he was advocating one kind of racial stereotype about large "ahem"ed black men, when in fact he was proposing a differing one about them being stupid! "lol"
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
It's called 'racism suspense joke'. :rolleyes: I've to admit I found it funny, racist indeed, but funny. :-O :)
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Media2r wrote:
I don't get why one is labeled racist if a joke is targeting some group based on their skin colour but not if it is based on hair colour.
Perhaps because you can change your hair colour?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
OriginalGriff wrote:
Perhaps because you can change your hair colour?
I am proud to be blond, have never nor will I ever change the colour of my hair (after all, I am a Billy Joel fan), and I take no offence of the blond[e] jokes. I frequently make them myself. I think people need to grow a little thicker skin, or perhaps understand that we're talking about JOKES here. I'll equip you all with the most powerful weapon there is when it comes to this: if you hear a joke you don't think is funny - don't laugh. [edit] Oh, and I thought MJ was a perfect example of colour changing was not limited to hair. To my knowledge he is the only person that was born a black boy and died a white woman. [/edit] //L
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Perhaps because you can change your hair colour?
I am proud to be blond, have never nor will I ever change the colour of my hair (after all, I am a Billy Joel fan), and I take no offence of the blond[e] jokes. I frequently make them myself. I think people need to grow a little thicker skin, or perhaps understand that we're talking about JOKES here. I'll equip you all with the most powerful weapon there is when it comes to this: if you hear a joke you don't think is funny - don't laugh. [edit] Oh, and I thought MJ was a perfect example of colour changing was not limited to hair. To my knowledge he is the only person that was born a black boy and died a white woman. [/edit] //L
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Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted........ peanut... *awkward silence*
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Perhaps because you can change your hair colour?
I am proud to be blond, have never nor will I ever change the colour of my hair (after all, I am a Billy Joel fan), and I take no offence of the blond[e] jokes. I frequently make them myself. I think people need to grow a little thicker skin, or perhaps understand that we're talking about JOKES here. I'll equip you all with the most powerful weapon there is when it comes to this: if you hear a joke you don't think is funny - don't laugh. [edit] Oh, and I thought MJ was a perfect example of colour changing was not limited to hair. To my knowledge he is the only person that was born a black boy and died a white woman. [/edit] //L
Media2r wrote:
died a white woman
Died a white something for sure, but I am not sure I know exactly what. Or want to find out. I was asked to leave one normally liberal site for making "Not suitable for children, may contain small parts" jokes...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
