Downtime

[Paul Watson]

Chris Maunder wrote: Any Oracle experts here? While we are at it I know some PHP and I know a guy who does Java Applets... ;) Thanks for restoring meaning to our lives Chris... :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Ray Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

[L G]

Any Oracle experts here? We're using Oracle at work and it's giving me the creeps! :eek: / L-G --- $> cd /pub $> more beer

[Marc Clifton]

Any Oracle experts here? I was an expert in the 7.0 days. I thought Oracle was incredible compared to SQL Server, in those days. Unfortunately, my latest adventure into "Personal Oracle" left me very unhappy--huge footprint, etc. Oh well. Marc Obviously it is not all Muslims. Just like all VB programmers are not bad...both groups tend to cause trouble, get excited and do stupid things. -- Paul Watson
Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

[benjymous]

phew. I can breathe again :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

[realJSOP]

Marc Clifton wrote: huge footprint Ya know, I've used different databases before, but my footprint never changed size. Of course, I was aware that this could happen, otherwise, I would have watched my feet as I walked... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

[Daniel Turini]

Chris Maunder wrote: Any Oracle experts here? All those J# coding is starting to affect your judgement, Chris. :) lazy isn't my middle name.. its my first.. people just keep calling me Mel cause that's what they put on my drivers license. - Mel Feik

[Mark Conger]

Did someone say Oracle??? :) Seriously Chris, if you need a hand with Oracle or SQL Server all ya gotta do is ask :) SQL server is pretty brain dead about restarting itself if it crashes. Mark

[Mauricio Ritter]

Thanks... I can breath now :cool: Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter "Th@ langwagje is screwed! It has if's but no end if's!! Stupid php cant even do butuns on forms! VISHAUL BASICS ARE THE FUTSHURE!" - Simon Walton

[Marc Clifton]

A joker in every crowd. I think I'll use my other computer for a while now! :-D mARC Obviously it is not all Muslims. Just like all VB programmers are not bad...both groups tend to cause trouble, get excited and do stupid things. -- Paul Watson
Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

[Tom Welch]

I think there should be a Bob image for this. After some serious downtime Bob needs to be sporting a speech balloon similar to Q-Bert. Something like, "$@#!*#". ;P -- If it starts to make sense, you're in a cult.

[peterchen]

I like your sig. If I had found it elsewhere, I'd unscrupulously steal it, and use it here as mine. Just wanted to say that :)

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skulls don't kiss  for an explanation - wait for the vacation photos!   [sighist]

[brianwelsch]

Thank God I cam back from my meeting and CP was back up.:cool: I was afraid I might actually have to work today!:omg: BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

[Chris Maunder]

Our commitment to you, our readers, is to ensure you never get the chance to be productive ever again. cheers, Chris Maunder

[Brian Delahunty]

brianwelsch wrote: I was afraid I might actually have to work today! Careful Brian. If you say that too often it might actually happen! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

[Brian Delahunty]

Chris Maunder wrote: is to ensure you never get the chance to be productive ever again. ROTFLMAO. Oh.. Is that the reason! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

[Jamie Hale]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Ya know, I've used different databases before, but my footprint never changed size. Of course, you know what they say about guys with big feet... J

May the bear never have cause to eat you.

[Andreas Hallberg]

Chris Maunder wrote: SQL Server crashed and for some reason didn't bother restarting itself How unusual... Chris Maunder wrote: Any Oracle experts here? That depends on your standards. I've done more than 100 production Oralce8i and 9i (including Oracle 9i RAC) installations over the past years. However, I only work with Solaris or AIX :(( /A

[Thomas Freudenberg]

Chris Maunder wrote: Our commitment to you, our readers, is to ensure you never get the chance to be productive ever again. ... and you're doing it pretty well ;) Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi

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[Sijin]

I opened CP today and found that the lounge had no messages at all!! :omg: I thought someone had managed to screw up the CP database and all was lost, then a thought came to my mind here's my chance to become a top 10 poster :laugh: :laugh: May the Source be with you Sonork ID 100.9997 sijinjoseph